Tucker Max (hilarious literature)

BluezombieClock · September 08, 2008, 06:35:01 PM

Don't know if anyone here has ever visited Tucker Max's site, but it's great. It easily compares to and may even be better than Maddox's site. Instead of blasting different subjects and injecting his own selfish opinion in hilarious ways, he just tells us these funny stories about himself.

Here's a link to my favorite story by him:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_ruptures_appendix_hilarity_ensues.phtml#284

SouvlakiClock · September 08, 2008, 06:35:53 PM

i read him once after clicking on a link from maddox, pretty good stuff. i liked the breathalyzer one.

BluezombieClock · September 08, 2008, 06:37:47 PM

Quote from: SouvlakiClock;1398931i read him once after clicking on a link from maddox, pretty good stuff. i liked the breathalyzer one.

Haha yeah, that one was a blast as well

GodClock · September 08, 2008, 06:39:56 PM

ive read his book, its funny

BluezombieClock · September 08, 2008, 06:42:58 PM

Quote from: godclock;1398940ive read his book, its funny

Oh wow i didn't know he released a book, i'm gonna have to look into it!

Maddox's book (alphabet of manliness) is great also, don't know if you read it or not.

GodClock · September 08, 2008, 07:58:13 PM

its just a compilation of his stories

splatter · September 08, 2008, 08:08:34 PM

After finishing Maddox's book I immediately grew a beard and 3 foot wide testicles then proceeded to headbutt the nearest bitch in the ovaries while listening to heavy metal music.

DWARFINATORclock · September 08, 2008, 08:23:23 PM

1. tucker max is 100 times better than maddox
2. anyone who doesnt know tucker max has never used the internet

peyoteclock · September 08, 2008, 08:25:11 PM

tucker's cool shit.

splatter · September 08, 2008, 08:27:23 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;13990761. tucker max is 100 times better than maddox
2. anyone who doesnt know tucker max has never used the internet

He isn't better and he isn't worse.

DWARFINATORclock · September 08, 2008, 08:29:53 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1399079My friends and I do a lot of stupid drunken and hateful things to people. About a year ago we found Tucker's book and some of them began writing our events in a similar style. The genre has since been dubbed "Fratire" and there are a good handful of writers like him.

I'm never going to write down the shit we do, mainly cause I don't want to be in jail.

DNAClock · September 08, 2008, 08:31:02 PM

I liked when opie and anthony were messing with him in their radio show, the guy is a liar, a liar with nice made-up stories.

peyoteclock · September 08, 2008, 08:34:28 PM

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399087I liked when opie and anthony were messing with him in their radio show, the guy is a liar, a liar with nice made-up stories.

opie and anthony fucking suck, i've lost even more respect for you, which i thought was impossible after you disrespected all those great old members.

BABABOOEY, STERN RULES!

FUCK OPIE AND ANTHONY!

BluezombieClock · September 08, 2008, 08:37:03 PM

I enjoy both Maddox and Tucker Max, they each have a unique perspective, while both being assholes.

DWARFINATORclock · September 08, 2008, 08:38:58 PM

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399087I liked when opie and anthony were messing with him in their radio show, the guy is a liar, a liar with nice made-up stories.

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399087I liked when opie and anthony

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399087I like opie and anthony

No.

DNAClock · September 08, 2008, 08:39:00 PM

Quote from: Joey Jeremiah;1399091opie and anthony fucking suck, i've lost even more respect for you, which i thought was impossible after you disrespected all those great old members.

BABABOOEY, STERN RULES!

FUCK OPIE AND ANTHONY!

I'm sorry... who the fuck are you?

DWARFINATORclock · September 08, 2008, 08:40:25 PM

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399101I'm sorry... who the fuck are you?

PeyoteClock, the guy that has been here about 100 years longer than you.

DNAClock · September 08, 2008, 08:41:59 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1399100No.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOT ME! I guess that's what I get when I try to mess with a writer for frat idiots and it's internet fans. Shit.

DWARFINATORclock · September 08, 2008, 08:44:59 PM

Quote from: lazydoctor;1399104HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOT ME! I guess that's what I get when I try to mess with a writer for frat idiots and it's internet fans. Shit.

Let's all type in caps cause it makes it look like we are screaming.

DNAClock · September 08, 2008, 08:47:46 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1399103PeyoteClock, the guy that has been here about 100 years longer than you.

Fuck... And there I was thinking that the CC had only 7 years... Well it's for sure a lifetime, right? RIGHT?

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