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The end of the world as we know it

Farted by GamblerClock, September 09, 2008, 03:58:31 PM

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HitchhikerClock

Quote from: John;1399665Don't Panic.
That's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

darkrider

Quote from: Splatter's Lover;1399529I hope SnakeClock gets sucked into a black hole because he's a fag.

why do you hate snake clock so much?
:zoom: Darkrider


AMPEEEM

I aint driving to where ever the fuck LHC is and fighting a bunch of scientists to save the world, so, whateva happens happens bitches B)


Topcatyo

At least we'll get to brag to everyone else in nothingness that we died during the end of the world.

HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Bubbie;1399691At least we'll get to brag to everyone else in nothingness that we died during the end of the world.
Then they would say that's a load of dingos kidneys
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

Flounderpa

That's the price of the technology [/Morgan Freeman narrator voice 3]
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HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Chowder;1399694That's the price of the technology [/Morgan Freeman narrator voice 3]
I saw a movie about the declaration of independence with him in it today



government gets 100+ cool
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

Pin Clock

Quote from: Torch's Lover;1399697BUT WHAT IS THE QUESTION?

Alright! We almost have the question!



...FUCK! Earth was destroyed 5 minutes before we finally had the Ultamite Question!
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

splatter

Quote from: John;1399710Alright! We almost have the question!



...FUCK! Earth was destroyed 5 minutes before we finally had the Ultamite Question!
Oh well.
I heard that fellow Arthur Dent- Yeah, the one with the bulldozers in his lawn- managed to somehow escape death with a towel and that odd Ford Prefect fellow. I wonder why he named himself after a 1938 vehicle.
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Pin Clock

Quote from: Torch's Lover;1399735Oh well.
I heard that fellow Arthur Dent- Yeah, the one with the bulldozers in his lawn- managed to somehow escape death with a towel and that odd Ford Prefect fellow. I wonder why he named himself after a 1938 vehicle.

Ah yes, that's good. Now we can just extract the question from the Arthur fellow's brain.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

splatter

Quote from: John;1399739Ah yes, that's good. Now we can just extract the question from the Arthur fellow's brain.
I don't think that will completely work. Maybe we should look elsewhere for the answer.

Have you checked your pants pocket, or maybe behind the fridge
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CANNABISCLOCK

guys there's a report going around that actually clarifies this. I didn't believe it when I saw it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

this is truly horrifying, I really hope nothing goes wrong

CANNABISCLOCK

Quote from: weenie roast;1399751this is a truly dumb thread. i can't believe people actually think something like this will "end the world"

this is fucking serious man, didn't you watch the movie I provided

TeddyBear

Quote from: Torch's Lover;1399735Oh well.
I heard that fellow Arthur Dent- Yeah, the one with the bulldozers in his lawn- managed to somehow escape death with a towel and that odd Ford Prefect fellow. I wonder why he named himself after a 1938 vehicle.
That settles it, I'm bringing a towel to college tomorrow.

Pin Clock

Quote from: TeddyBear;1399763That settles it, I'm bringing a towel to college tomorrow.

The world isn't being destroyed tommorow. The machine is just starting up. It will take some to reach lightspeed.

Whenever it is supposed to be destroyed I'm going to bring a Towel too.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

TeddyBear

Quote from: John;1399776The world isn't being destroyed tommorow. The machine is just starting up. It will take some to reach lightspeed.

Whenever it is supposed to be destroyed I'm going to bring a Towel too.
I'll keep it in my bag then, I only go 3 days a week. If it's destroyed on Thursday I'll be home, we have plenty of towels here.

If Friday, I'll be prepared!