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Farted by TequilaClock, September 11, 2008, 05:40:09 AM

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TequilaClock

Say, I just woke up, took a bath, wipe my eye goobs, put my clothes and I am about to take breakfast when I check the clock and its fucking 3:38AM.

What the fuck. I still have hour and half to stay asleep.

I am officially robotized by my daily ritual. Ever this happened to you?

Topcatyo

It's a strange year if it doesn't happen to me at least 10 times :(

What's weird is I'll look at the clock and somehow hallucinate that it's saying the right time.

HeinekenClock

I wake up and I check the clock - all the time.

If it's 4 am I fall asleep instantly, and if I have to get up at 6am and it's 5.99 am I'll probably close my eyes too.

poopbutt

only a few times ever not really much
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Steve

Yep no matter what time i wake up i automatically get up and take a piss, then go wash up in the bathroom and then go back to bed.

TequilaClock

I actually checked the clock but I was kinda convinced it said 5:00AM, not 3:00AM.

INoodleClock

Then you can never get back to sleep properly, not fun.

PropagandaClock

I have sleep deprevation so Im up around 30 hours then sleep for 12-18 hours so no
not really

I wish though

I don't dream nothing but bad things
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Thor

For some reason I thought Tequila used to be archangel clock


who the hell used to be archangel clock?
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DillClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1400525took a bath

who the fuck takes a bath in the morning

what do you think we invented the shower for

joliet_jane

Actually, that did happen to me once.  A power outage turned off my power at night, and I reset my alarm clock to what the automatic time on the VCR said.  It was an hour too fast.  I walked to work, and when I got there it wasn't like I was going to walk home and back again.

ArgoonKlok

Never, I have a habit of looking at the clock to see if I have 5 more minutes or not.

NintendrCkolc

bah ive had the exact opposite.

Ill wake up, see that its time for me to start getting ready for the day, and then somehow fall back asleep and dream im taking a shower/getting dressed/brushing my teeth etc.

30 mins. later I realize it was all a dream and cuss myself out.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1400529I wake up and I check the clock - all the time.

If it's 4 am I fall asleep instantly, and if I have to get up at 6am and it's 5.99 am I'll probably close my eyes too.
If it's 5:99 I'd say something is wrong with your clock.

TequilaClock

Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1400581For some reason I thought Tequila used to be archangel clock
 
 
who the hell used to be archangel clock?
I was ArchangelClock

Roman Collar Clock

I don't think I've ever accidentally waken up early.  I'm just too damn lazy.
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PirateClock

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1400650If it's 5:99 I'd say something is wrong with your clock.

hahaha


go back2school Heineken!
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