It seems that my work here is done.




Or is it?

Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.

BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.

Uh did you really expect this thread to be all sympathy? It's the fucking ClockCrew.

Also if the dude is your best friend and he isn't particularly interested in her just ask him not to and keep it quiet that it came from you. That's all you can really do isn't it?

SnakeClock and BlueZombie: the hopeless virgins of the clockcrew

Quote from: Lexington;1422495Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.

BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.

If by gas you mean goldmine then yes.

Quote from: BinaryClock;1422497Uh did you really expect this thread to be all sympathy? It's the fucking ClockCrew.

Maybe he's a little cock-eyed after the rousing success of his Getting Laid thread.

Quote from: BinaryClock;1422497Also if the dude is your best friend and he isn't particularly interested in her just ask him not to and keep it quiet that it came from you. That's all you can really do isn't it?

This was the subject of a Seinfeld episode. This thread was funnier.

Quote from: Lexington;1422501Maybe he's a little cock-eyed after the rousing success of his Getting Laid thread.

or maybe hes a little cock eyed because hes gay and sucks a lot of dick

Quote from: Lexington;1422501This was the subject of a Seinfeld episode. This thread was funnier.

Heh. That totally does sound like a Seinfeld episode. All arguing what the right thing to do is and if its proper to break her heart so you can have a chance even though she denied you.

Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?

Quote from: BinaryClock;1422507Heh. That totally does sound like a Seinfeld episode. All arguing what the right thing to do is and if its proper to break her heart so you can have a chance even though she denied you.

Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?

girls confide in their gay friends

ITT: Blue Zombie Clock goes berserk with whining fury towards nothing in particular save his own misguided assumption of advice.

Quote from: BinaryClock;1422507Also your crush is sort of stupid. Why would she tell you of all people?

If she goes with him, she might come to BZ for advice on how to be kinkier.

Quote from: Whale;1422510girls confide in their gay friends

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Quote from: Lexington;1422495Someone smod me so I can gas this to hell.

BZ and I are going to have a long talk about this behaviour.

Look what Leek just sent me.

Quote from: Lexington;1422517Not that there's anything wrong with that.

there is when they made threads crying about it and then tell people to eat razorblades

Quote from: Whale;1422519there is when they made threads crying about it and then tell people to eat razorblades

Lucky thing no one on Seinfeld knows how to use the internet. There would be hell to pay.

Or could they only improve it?

Quite obviously you should fuck your best friend before she does and then wipe your dick all over her face to really rub it in and laugh.

Quote from: Marked One;1422518Look what Leek just sent me.

Okay, good. Where's the Gas button?

Quote from: BobbyClock;1422523Quite obviously you should fuck your best friend before she does and then wipe your dick all over her face to really rub it in and laugh.

You still haven't posted in the NaNoWriMo thread.

Quote from: Whale;1422510girls confide in their gay friends

teehee

also @ Lump: Sup dude where have you been have I just not been very attentive?

@ Lumps reply: Exactly

im haveing a whale of a time

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422428Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.

But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.

What else can you predict about my future?

QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1422570QUICK EVERYBODY SUCK DWARFINATOR'S COCK

I GOT KICKED FOR BEING A RACIST =( =( =(