Quote from: PatriotClock;1439421did you ride away on the space motorcycle into space by chance?

when i was driving my SUPER space motorcycle i saw someone that may have been you on a regular space cycle

was he wearing a crown?
iirc I had just been crowned king of the lizard people is why I'm asking

Quote from: Slurpee;1439455was he wearing a crown?
iirc I had just been crowned king of the lizard people is why I'm asking

So? They still listen to the word of the space pope more than you.

YOUR LIFE HAS LOST ITS MEANING

SPACE POPE

Quote from: franklin g. hamilton;1439456slurpee have you ever gotten so drunk yo umade out with a girl

hah.

no, I don't drink.
I've done it sober, though. not really my thing.

I don't think alcohol would have any effect in that vein, anyway, because alcohol's primary psychological effects are that it lowers inhibitions and impairs judgement and perception.
inhibition, judgement, and perception aren't the things that stop me from making out with girls.


would you like to know more about how gay i am y/n

y

Quote from: Slurpee;1439470hah.

no, I don't drink.
I've done it sober, though. not really my thing.

I don't think alcohol would have any effect in that vein, anyway, because alcohol's primary psychological effects are that it lowers inhibitions and impairs judgement and perception.
inhibition, judgement, and perception aren't the things that stop me from making out with girls.


would you like to know more about how gay i am y/n

YESS

do you like burly men

Quote from: CD Clock;1439475

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439476do you like burly men

YESS

HAHA

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439476do you like burly men

depends on what you mean by burly

It's cool if a guy is a couple sizes bigger than me, but the huge hairy body builder types aren't exactly my thing.

Quote from: GearBox;1439479HAHA

lmfao
i like burly men
wtf
ahahahah
touche
not really though

One time I had a sip of beer and I woke up next to a dead t-rex

BTW the drugs/alcohol were a bottle of cough syrup with a few Tylenol PM, and the girl was his sister.

I should have never pooped you out, CD.

It's all okay. Take it smooth.

nah man fuck you

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1439799r u a bear or a twink

r u a power bottom

no, no, and no

well, I might be a twink, but it depends on how far you carry the definition. I'm young, and have a slender (though not frail) physique, and I'm low on body hair, but it's not like I shave or wear club clothing or bathe regularly.

as far as power bottoming, I'm versatile. but more than that, I don't know how I would handle being with a guy who limited himself to one or another, because it seems ridiculous to me.
I think straight people buy into the top/bottom dichotomy too much, and it kind of bleeds over onto gay people, because, really, I don't consider reserving yourself to one particular kind of sex to be a very well considered disposition for a homosexual male. I mean, I don't judge guys that do go for one or another, it just seems to me that, either way, they're missing out. moreover, the term "bottom" implies that the person receiving anal sex is in some way submissive to the one giving, but, really, you can take it in the ass and be on top at the same time. say you're doing it jackhammer style- if it were straight sex, one would say the woman was "on top," but the receiver always defaults to "bottom" in gay sex. Frustrating, because we have an opportunity straight people don't have to unquestionably be complete equals in sexual relationships.

there's this completely idiotic thing my friend elena said once, and I've been sitting here trying not to type it out, but I can't think of any other way to explain. stop reading if you don't want me to ruin breakfast forever: gay sex is like waffles and pancakes. the idea is, you can like both waffles and pancakes, and liking either waffles or pancakes shouldn't imply anything about you as a person. not only that, but it would be completely ridiculous if you met someone, and they told you, "Here, I'll eat the waffles. You eat the pancakes for the rest of your life." Even if you really, really like pancakes, you should be able to have waffles when you want to. swearing off waffles or pancakes so you can like the other exclusively seems arbitrary and weird.

shall I go on?

Let's do it jackhammer style.

Quote from: PirateClock;1439841Let's do it jackhammer style.

it's the only gender-neutral term I know for woman on top =(

drunk actions, sober thoughts.

you liked it and you know it.