choose your own adventure

AbsintheClock · November 20, 2008, 03:13:38 AM

You forgot the n at the end of goddamn. Mystery solved.

Marlin Clock · November 20, 2008, 09:12:29 AM

Quote from: Groucho Marx;1452113You forgot the n at the end of goddamn. Mystery solved.

It could just be like a very large dam or something.

Silly Putty Clock · November 20, 2008, 09:39:49 AM

Quote from: Joey 06892;1452155It could just be like a very large dam or something.

Or a big invisible dam that can do anything.

ActionClock · November 20, 2008, 10:09:51 AM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1452112Plug the robot back in and become a team like Banjo and Kazooie.

this.

zl · November 20, 2008, 11:14:45 AM

You manage to topple over onto the connects. The robot's eyes light up.

The robot spots you, and decides to put you onto its back. It seems to be magnetic.

Marlin Clock · November 20, 2008, 11:19:29 AM

The idea of a car battery being magnetic notwithstanding, pick up the paper and jump out the window.

zl · November 20, 2008, 11:35:21 AM

Marlin Clock · November 20, 2008, 11:38:26 AM

Aim for the scientist's soft, fleshy body to cushion the fall.

E: Also have Zombie Lincoln go to MIRC if it wouldn't be too much trouble.

Asshatclock · November 20, 2008, 11:43:53 AM

One of the scientists talks like bottles and a witch kidnaps your sister.

WrenchClock · November 20, 2008, 01:17:13 PM

land on a scientist

INoodleClock · November 20, 2008, 02:32:47 PM

Get the robot to deploy some sort of air-bag to prevent any damage to either of you and squish the scientist.

Slash · November 20, 2008, 02:57:31 PM

Survive till adulthood, find a mate, mate, raise kid, repeat until end of population.

Or communicate with the scientist and try to befriend him, that works too

poopbutt · November 20, 2008, 03:05:30 PM

Be rambo and kick his ass.

ActionClock · November 20, 2008, 03:26:34 PM

Quote from: Joey 06892;1452200Aim for the scientist's soft, fleshy body to cushion the fall.

this

Flounderpa · November 20, 2008, 05:32:42 PM

try to talk to the scientists if you didn't killed him on the collision

GearBoxClock · November 20, 2008, 05:41:17 PM

Convince the robot to do karate mid-air, and kick the scientist just you land

Beret · November 20, 2008, 05:42:55 PM

Land on table.

Topcatyo · November 20, 2008, 05:54:34 PM

Deploy parachutes.

Wind-up Clock · November 20, 2008, 05:56:38 PM

SYSTEMUUU CHAINGEEEE!!!

BilliardBall10 · November 20, 2008, 05:59:05 PM

use your magnetic power to fall on the big metal computer.

or use parachute

or flying device.

also call billiardball man, a man who on his head has billiardbal

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