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Words You Can Never, Ever, Ever Pronounce Properly

Farted by SnakeClock, December 19, 2008, 08:39:09 PM

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SnakeClock

So there are some words in our vocabulary that, for whatever reason, never quite come out of our mouths correctly, whether it be due to accent, a strange lisp, or preconceived notions of the word. What are some examples of yours?

Personally, I always pronounce albeit as "all beet". I know it's pronounced "all be it", but I can't get my head around one word sounding like three words. It puzzles me.

MonsterMunch

Three.

Seriously, apparently there is a difference in pronunciation with "three" and "free".

TequilaClock

I fuck up a lot of words when speaking oral english


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BlueGasMask

Australia.

I keep saying Os Trah Lee Ah
I'm pretty sure it's Os Tray Lee Ah
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BlueGasMask

I GIVE UP D:<

DNAClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1474266I fuck up a lot of words when speaking oral english
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

My friend says "woof" instead of "wolf" and we give him crap about it all the time.

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1474259Three.

Seriously, apparently there is a difference in pronunciation with "three" and "free".

I still have trouble with that sometimes.


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AbsintheClock

Quote from: John Hammond;1474306Oh honey, your anal english is a hundred times better...

I prefer his anal spanish. :)

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Quote from: BluezombieClock;1516321Oh yeah, you\'re so right. I really don\'t know what to say! That\'s why I got four girls\' phone numbers yesterday, right?
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TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

joliet_jane

If it's in French, I always second guess myself, even if I'm right. It's a "classy" language, so I feel too inferior. :(

Quote from: SnakeClock;1474255Personally, I always pronounce albeit as "all beet". I know it's pronounced "all be it", but I can't get my head around one word sounding like three words. It puzzles me.
I say "Al be it." :o

buttplug

I always say finite like ph-eye-nite, not ph-ih-knit.

TequilaClock

^ oh yes, I am sure there is a word I got the same eye-ee problem with. Just dont remember which.

SnakeClock

Quote from: TruncheonClock;1474345I can't pronounce my R's sometimes.



Quote from: Dwight Schrute;1474358I always say finite like ph-eye-nite, not ph-ih-knit.

I think it's "phi-night".

TequilaClock

Quote from: SnakeClock;1474363I think it's "phi-night".

It isn't pfy-neet? :confused: