Twilight Fans are I'm a edgy teen idiots

mauserclock · January 24, 2009, 03:17:29 AM

Quote from: The Warden;1505031The people at that forum must be scrawny pussies or something.
Especially with the cigarette burn story, you are telling me that one smoking whore can completely overpower you while you still have a free hand?
Bullshit.

i agre

Lump Clock · January 24, 2009, 04:18:03 AM

This is all big LoLz to me.

Kodiakclock · January 24, 2009, 10:40:27 AM

weird if somebody told me american psycho sucked i would nail them to the floor with a nail gun mace them cut their tongue out mouth fuck them mace them bite the flesh off their thumb mace them try to mouth fuck them again etc.

WreckingBallClock · January 24, 2009, 11:06:59 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1504875I'm not going to deny that happened.

I was only kidding.

I'm sorry. You're still cool.

Anyway, some of these stories on that forum are pretty stupid. I have a large feeling that the story part of the forum is complete bulled stuff, because all of the stories go something like this:

QuoteI was talking to a friend about how Twilight was gay, as that is one of my common conversations I have, when a Twitard overheard us and asked why we didn't like it.

"Oh, it's an alright book I guess" I said.

Then she screamed at me like "OMG WTF IT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN I HAVE SACRIFICED 7 GOATS TO THE STEPHANIE MEYER AND I HAVE EVEN SOLD HER MY SOUL HOW DARE YOU NOT LOVE TWILIGHT OMG WTF"

then she got her boyfriend who liked Twilight and we had to fight who had 6 feet on me and he was 16 so he had like 5 years on me, but I am a Kung-Fu Grandmaster so I beat him up and he called the police.

The police aressted him cuz i told the officer that he was a Twitard. I was then greeted by 4 hot girls and $1000000 and we lived happily ever after. The end.

One of the threads on that forum linked to a thread on a Twilight fan forum that linked back to the Twilight Sucks forum. It was funny, because all of the Twitard had a firm believe that if you disliked Twilight, you spent your entire day hating it and did nothing else.

So basically Twilight Fans are fucking crazy, Twilight fan haters are liars, and twilight fan hater haters have a warped common sense and reason.

BluezombieClock · January 24, 2009, 11:18:23 AM

Breaking an arm... For not liking a book? What the fuck is wrong with people?

PirateClock · January 24, 2009, 11:43:14 AM

I've seen some posters over here but i don't think it's a big deal really... i don't think there's anything that's universally liked among Dutch kids/teens these day (that's what makes it a difficult group for marketeers, which im supposed to be..). Well they are all wet for "talent" show programs like idols, xfactor and dancing gayness but i think that's about it.. for the first time in years no annoying real life soap, no extremely popular boyband and no idolizing of a single movie star. Yay for individuality!

PirateClock · January 24, 2009, 11:45:02 AM

Also i haven't seen Twilight but i have seen The Messengers and that chick is pretty hot.

CourgetteClock · January 24, 2009, 12:37:36 PM

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1505130I've seen some posters over here but i don't think it's a big deal really... i don't think there's anything that's universally liked among Dutch kids/teens these day (that's what makes it a difficult group for marketeers, which im supposed to be..). Well they are all wet for "talent" show programs like idols, xfactor and dancing gayness but i think that's about it.. for the first time in years no annoying real life soap, no extremely popular boyband and no idolizing of a single movie star. Yay for individuality!

Thankgod the jumpstyle days are over. I cried every night.

Also, I find it rather weird. All I know about this Twilight is that it's a book series about vampires, gives me reason to beleive the audience consists of goth or emo kids. Why can't these people just fight back, they can't be that strong right?

Steve · January 24, 2009, 04:17:13 PM

i ain' seen much besidfes 3 movie adverts perhaps.

SnakeClock · January 24, 2009, 04:19:42 PM

Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1505130I've seen some posters over here but i don't think it's a big deal really... i don't think there's anything that's universally liked among Dutch kids/teens these day (that's what makes it a difficult group for marketeers, which im supposed to be..). Well they are all wet for "talent" show programs like idols, xfactor and dancing gayness but i think that's about it.. for the first time in years no annoying real life soap, no extremely popular boyband and no idolizing of a single movie star. Yay for individuality!

I'm pretty sure the Dutch are the only reason the world hasn't purged itself into nothingness.

MSPaintClock · January 24, 2009, 06:17:19 PM

My girlfriend is reading through this series at the moment. I don't really mind it except that she ignores me for it. And everytime I look at what she's reading I usually read something like this "I'm hopelessly nervous around because I like you so much, detail about vampire guy and a little sense of being afraid around vampire guy to make the main character look like a leaky puppy." I'm pretty sure this is all the book is.

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