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Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

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When you thought you had seen it all.

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SockpuppetClock

How in the world would the compressed gas really be that powerful? Unless the manufacturers put an ungodly amount in their I wouldn't expect this to happen.

RomanClock

There's no way a chair canister could explode like that.
Why is there no blood on the chair if this thing caused enough bleeding for him to die?
lemayo lol :soups:

salt

omg im so scared holy SHIT i need a new chair helpppp
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Flounderpa

I doubt it could explode and go trough the seat and actually kill someone, maybe left a metal incrustation in the ass, but not death.
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Blue

I had a seat that was recalled because of something similar to this... Injuries have been known to happen, but if you keep the seat fairly low to the ground and/or the seat is well made it should not be possible. I don't believe this one though. The seat would have been fairly covered in blood, It's more likely that the metal around the cylinder sheared by wear causing the cylinder to be pushed up through the seat forcibly... Sure it would have hurt, but killed someone? Maybe if they were very heavy... A very fat 14 year old maybe.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

This reminds me of an interesting story. There was a town where people were trying to get high by using bicycle pumps in their ass. They thought it felt pretty good, so obviously if you increase it you'll feel even better right?

So they used one of those car tire fillers at a gas station and he pretty much exploded.

buttplug

Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1525801This reminds me of an interesting story. There was a town where people were trying to get high by using bicycle pumps in their ass. They thought it felt pretty good, so obviously if you increase it you'll feel even better right?

So they used one of those car tire fillers at a gas station and he pretty much exploded.

Airpump?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: IndifferentsintheClock;1525826Airpump?

It was probably his dad.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1525827It was probably his dad.

So yesterday this cop was in my English class to talk about crime and families.
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screwdriver_clock

I sit in a hardwood chair. Something about sitting on a compressed Gas Cylinder doesn't appeal to me.

peyoteclock

Quote from: RomanClock;1525703There's no way a chair canister could explode like that.
Why is there no blood on the chair if this thing caused enough bleeding for him to die?

because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: peyote;1525933because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?

I imagine there would be some splatter or something. The chair wouldn't come out spotless.
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RomanClock

Quote from: peyote;1525933because when your chair explodes the logical reaction is to sit on it and bleed right?

If you are bleeding fast enough to die in a few minutes, there would be blood everywhere.
lemayo lol :soups:

GodClock

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Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

CaramelAppleClock

Quote from: GodClock;1525957new mythbusters myth!
hahahaha

Slash

Quote from: Jim Halpert;1525982hahahaha

Actually it sounds exactly like a myth they would try to bust, I believe they're accepting suggestions, so I guess you could mail them if you want to.