Dumbest fuckin thing you've ever done.

BellClock · February 28, 2009, 03:02:52 PM

What's yours?

Today I managed to stab myself in the ass with a big breadknife.

Beat that.

Maltese · February 28, 2009, 03:09:21 PM

burnt my finger with a soldering iron after telling my brother to be careful because soldering irons are hot

PimpClock · February 28, 2009, 03:12:41 PM

Went on this thread

TruncheonClock · February 28, 2009, 03:13:00 PM

Fell UP the stairs, twice, on the same day.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 28, 2009, 03:21:37 PM

Jammed a runt up my nose and had to have it pulled out in a hospital. They put me in a straight jacket during the procedure because I kept biting and punching the doctor.

Slurpee · February 28, 2009, 03:32:31 PM

Oh, man. This one time I attended a private international lecture on semiotics at Cornell, and I read the ticket for my seat wrong. I thought it was row 5, seat g, but it was row s, seat 9, and I ended up getting into this awful little skirmish with Umberto Eco, you know, of course, both of us accusing the other of taking his chair, and I fucking shot him.

AlbinoClock · February 28, 2009, 04:12:55 PM

When I was 16 I punched a fire door and broke my right ring knuckle. To this day it is about 1 cm closer to my wrist than it is supposed to be.

NintendrCkolc · February 28, 2009, 04:14:29 PM

Posting in the "hooray for child abuse" thread.

Slash · February 28, 2009, 04:33:47 PM

Get angry at videogames

DWARFINATORclock · February 28, 2009, 04:41:40 PM

Opening a portal between Earth and a bizarre world called Xen.

patriotclock · February 28, 2009, 04:44:58 PM

joined the clock crew, stayed for 4 1/2 years

Heliopios · February 28, 2009, 04:46:54 PM

I payed for runescape about 5 years ago

GodClock · February 28, 2009, 04:49:23 PM

played WoW

BluezombieClock · February 28, 2009, 04:50:06 PM

Dumbest thing... I honestly don't know.

Poltergeist · February 28, 2009, 06:00:59 PM

Listened to and enjoyed Linkin Park as a preteen.

I know, I deserve everything bad tat's ever happened to me

RabidClock · February 28, 2009, 06:53:19 PM

quit a 1/4 million a year job because I missed my girlfriend >:C

The Spoiler · February 28, 2009, 06:56:52 PM

I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.

RabidClock · February 28, 2009, 07:07:14 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530803I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.

Don't feel bad, I bought it too

TwistClock · February 28, 2009, 07:09:42 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1530803I bought Spore.
Second dumbest thing was probably giving my self a severe injury with a coffee table (twice) as a kid, but really that doesn't even approach the level of stupidity required to buy Spore.

I Liked spore.

I had brought shit loads of Spraycans at Camden, and took them to south bank with me. I started Spraypainting and some 13 year old with all his faggot friends came running down at me. Saying that i had "gone over their tag", and Threatened to stab me and shit if i didnt get down and do 20 Push-ups.

Yeah, I ran. So, i ended up getting on a train at Charing X, and i got off at London Bridge. I stayed around there for a little while and saw The assholes who Threatened me coming out of the entrance. Yeah, i ran for the fucking hills.

I lost them though, pretty fun if i say so.

The Spoiler · February 28, 2009, 07:19:46 PM

Quote from: AbsintheCluck;1530807I Liked spore.

It wasn't so bad while it lasted, but it got boring way too fast (especially considering it was supposed to be the game of the decade). Also I bought the Galactic Edition , which makes me way dumber.

Another stupid thing I did: One day when I was in the third or fourth grade I got really miserably pissed off at school for one reason or another. As a result I said some things that the school staff didn't take too kindly to, like "I hope this place blows up". The school took it rather seriously and I think the principal got involved. I don't remember and repercussions from it, but I wouldn't be surprised if my permanent records say something about terroristic threats or the like as a result.

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Dumbest fuckin thing you've ever done.