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You have just been rickrolled by Lewis from England

how rude

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You: hello
Stranger: Finland?
You: si
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Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn't a 50 year old man I'd be masturbating right about now :>

wow

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To clear misunderstandings here, that was a joke. Maybe new members are usually dead serious, but I'm rarely serious.

You: hey

Stranger: american?

You: yes

Stranger: fhew

You: what?

Stranger: relief

You: why

Stranger: many europeans and brasilians on the site

Stranger: not much in common
You: sup bro


Stranger: im a chik

You: ME TOO

Stranger: im actually a man

You: me too... :/

Stranger: why you call me bro?

Stranger: where from?

You: why didnt you call me bro, i feel sort of not loved

You: california

Stranger: ny

You: we are so far away from each other, im going to cry

Stranger: whats your name?

Stranger: men dont cry

You: kelsey

You: whats your name?

Stranger: im jay kelsey... pleasure

You: how old are you

Stranger: im 26, u?

You: 15

You: CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR

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Stranger: hi
You: Heil!
Stranger: Drecksau
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I like telling people I just finished an 11 year prison sentence and I'm using the site to adjust to the internet

Quote from: jiggy_piggy_542;1557071You: hey

Stranger: american?

You: yes

Stranger: fhew

You: what?

Stranger: relief

You: why

Stranger: many europeans and brasilians on the site

Stranger: not much in common
You: sup bro


Stranger: im a chik

You: ME TOO

Stranger: im actually a man

You: me too... :/

Stranger: why you call me bro?

Stranger: where from?

You: why didnt you call me bro, i feel sort of not loved

You: california

Stranger: ny

You: we are so far away from each other, im going to cry

Stranger: whats your name?

Stranger: men dont cry

You: kelsey

You: whats your name?

Stranger: im jay kelsey... pleasure

You: how old are you

Stranger: im 26, u?

You: 15

You: CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR

Wow you get a normal person and then do that

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1557076Wow you get a normal person and then do that

i either get people who dont speak english or people who are 25+

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You: Can I drive?

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Stranger: hi
You: Heill vinr!
Stranger: girl*?
You: Hvat?
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Stranger: i have a hangover

You: ok

Stranger: it sucks

You: I bet it does.

Stranger: you ever get them?

You: No.

Stranger: drink?

You: uh, no.

Stranger: you shouldnt its stuipid

You: probably.

Stranger: i get shitface drunck yell at my girl

Stranger: go to bed at 630 in the moring

You: But if it's so stupid, then why do you do it?

Stranger: wake up at 2 in the afternoon

Stranger: and feel like shit

Stranger: i dont know why i do it

Stranger: i am trying to stop

You: Perhaps you have a problem.

Stranger: i think i might and am starting to find this out

Stranger: heres the thing i drink until im out of vodka

You: HOWARD WULKAN IS BAAAAAAAAAAALD

Stranger: so i have been thinking of maybe buying smaller bottles

Stranger: who?

You: some guy.

Stranger: o

You: HIS NAME IS HOWARD WULKAN

Stranger: sucks for him im not bald

You: HIS HEAD IS REALLY SHINY

Stranger: ha

Stranger: i have thick hair

You: CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS TO THIS PART

Stranger: my dad had thick hair

Stranger: so did my gradfather

You: HE'S BALDING THROUGH THE NIGHT

Stranger: howard?

You: Yeah, him.

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Stranger: >Welcome to the DARK REIGN OF GRELOK.

Stranger: >h for help.

You: HEY

Stranger: >You are standing in a wide plain.

Stranger: >

You: >check inventory

Stranger: >You are carrying:
>Rusty SWORD, empty FLASK.

You: >


You: >h

Stranger: >LOOK, ITEMS, STATUS, HINT

Stranger: >

You: >look

Stranger: >You are standing in a wide plain. Foothills stretch to the NORTH, where clouds gather around an ominous peak. A dirt path winds from a lonely chapel to the EAST, through the plains where you are standing, and SOUTH into a bustling town. Whispy mists gather over a marshland in the WEST, where a thin tower stands alone in the bog.

Stranger: >

You: >walk south

Stranger: >You're standing in the dusty market square of a quiet town. Many of the shops and homes lie abandoned, and the citizens that can be seen speak in hushed voices, casting furtitive glances at the darkening skyline in the distant NORTH. The ringing of an anvil breaks the silence regularly, where a mustachioed blacksmith bends over his work in a nearby tent.

Stranger: >The BLACKSMITH is here, working.

Stranger: >A PRIEST is here, drinking.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm good! thanks
Stranger: how about yourself
You: I'm doing pretty well, too
You: i'm trying to write an essay- i'm procrastinating
Stranger: hahahaha me too!
You: Leave it to me to wait till the day before to write it
Stranger: i just sat there for like an hour, said outloud "i can't do this now" and here i am
Stranger: what's your paper on?
You: (i send paragraph i wrote)..........throughout the nation.
You: riviting
You: took me like an hour
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: yeah it took me an hour to write a paragraph too
You: Its on Howard Zinn's "Self-Help and Hard Times"
You: Marxist history stuff
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i see
You: yeah
You: whats yours on?
Stranger: the surrealist movement
Stranger: i have two papers
You: yikes
Stranger: two 7 page papers.
You: double yikes!
You: this one is only 4 pages
Stranger: one is on surrealism and the other's on child development
You: i wish i had any passion or interest at all in it, that way it might write a little easier
You: unfortunately not =(
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I am interested in both my topics, but i am just not in the mood to write
You: Yeah I hear ya
You: i set aside this time just to get it done because i knew i wouldn't do it haha
Stranger: you in college?
You: No, senior in highschool
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: where are you going to college next year?
You: I'm thinking Umass boston
Stranger: good choice! i live in boston
Stranger: haha
You: they have a great study abroad program i heard
Stranger: well I go to school there
Stranger: i'm from NY
You: i live on cape
You: if you're familliar
Stranger: cape cod?
You: Yes indeed
Stranger: i've never been there but i've heard its great
You: Haha its definitely a nice place to visit in the summer but the rest of the seasons its really a dreary place
Stranger: haha is that so
You: the band Vampire Weekend wrote a song about how much it sucks haha
Stranger: WHOA i was just thinking that
Stranger: hahaha
You: That's why i want to go to the city, it'd be a good change of pace
You: What're you studying?
Stranger: illustration
You: oh that's pretty cool!
Stranger: still gotta write papers though
You: they say a picture's worth a thousand words- too bad they aren't interchangeable!
Stranger: hahahaha good one
Stranger: what do you want to study?
You: I'm going to do pre med
You: then go to medschool is the plan
Stranger: nice
You: I want to study abroad in germany
Stranger: my bro is doing his residency now
You: Oh wow nice
You: how's he like it?
Stranger: he likes it
You: that's good to hear
Stranger: he went to med school in grenada
You: oh wow!
You: that's something, huh?
Stranger: it sure is!
Stranger: alright well I better start this paper
Stranger: good luck with yours
You: haha that's odd i was just about to say the same thing
You: Best of luck to you too!
Stranger: thanks

You: hii

Stranger: Wigedy what up?

Stranger: from?

You: from space

Stranger: nice

Stranger: me to

You: whsts with you

Stranger: you know im playin around... fucking around you know

Stranger: what up ´with you?

You: oh no! i never knew

You: im good

Stranger: dude or pussy?

You: dude

Stranger: hahah thats what i tought when you where from space

You: o rly

Stranger: alot of dudes from space

You: women came from venus?

Stranger: helt sjuka e dom också

Stranger: kan du svenska?=

You: asd

Stranger: asd?

Stranger: asad?

Stranger: han känner jag inte

You: kadnada.

Stranger: NADA?

Stranger: where are you from ?=

You: inZNINZinx.... iiaibdia

You: space.

Stranger: hahahahahhaha

Stranger: askfkjfsagsdg

You:

You: aonoasn
 
oh god

Stranger: heey
 
You: strawberry clock
 
Stranger: tv from space
 
You: why hello
 
oh dear! so fun

You: t

Stranger: t?

Stranger: asl...

You: 90 Female Africa

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: u lieeee

Stranger: Goodbye

Quote from: Kryten 2X4B-523P;1556965Stranger: i am not happy in the day
You: Are you a Vampire?

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