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Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Munglai

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1555673But his name is David Bowie. You can't have secondary pronunciations on proper names.

Lots of people pronounce Bowie like Bough-y. No one's entirely sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.

Loki Clock

Quote from: Munglai;1562473Lots of people pronounce Bowie like Bough-y. No one's entirely sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.

He said himself, it rhymes with Joey.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1562461
Is not the same, Portal has a lot of brilliant script and an addictive gimmick. I am not saying MadWorld sucks, is just the style doesn't make enough justice to the durability just like Trace Memory which was cool but too short as well.

TequilaClock


SoBe Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1561381I kinda lost interest of this game when I knew it just lasted about 4 hours but I still think the TV show theme is brilliant.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1564880Is not the same, Portal has a lot of brilliant script and an addictive gimmick. I am not saying MadWorld sucks, is just the style doesn't make enough justice to the durability just like Trace Memory which was cool but too short as well.

MadWorld is an 8 hour game, yahtzee even said that.

TequilaClock

... well I didn't caught that, is just a bunch of bitching I heard around. Bah who cares.

Slash


Marlin Clock

Quote from: Munglai;1562473Lots of people pronounce Bowie like Bough-y. No one's entirely sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.
Yes they are. It's his god damned name. David bow like a friggin bowtie bowie.

Mashed Potato Johnson

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1565330Yes they are. It's his god damned name. David bow like a friggin bowtie bowie.

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TequilaClock

I wonder when he is going to make positive reviews again. I mean, I do love his ranting monologues about why some games suck, but what I enjoy most is when reviews actually interest me in certain games. Just something.

WreckingBallClock

I wonder when he's going to review a game I've actually heard of again.

Slash

this weeks new review:
Valkyria Chronicles



and for those who care about Unskippable:
Far Cry 2
In my opinion its better than the one before it.

Munglai

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1565330Yes they are. It's his god damned name. David bow like a friggin bowtie bowie.

It's not his real name.

If anything there's evidence to it being bough-y because his son is called Zowie, pronounced Zough-y.

Slash

It's a name, so it's pronounced the way the name owner pronounces it.
It's like the name Bucket which can be pronounced Bouquet.

Slurpee

or colbert.


why are we getting hung up on this??

Marlin Clock

I get hung up on things easily.

Let's just drop the bowie thing.

Flounderpa

Quote from: Reisen Udongein Inaba;1577567this weeks new review:
Valkyria Chronicles
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