Why the fuck was DNA's thread gassed?

Anyway so you know Mexico and all the world is shitting itself about this. Me in my case, I had a calculus final today... AND IT GOT CANCELLED UNTIL MAY 6tH MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHA

So yeah anyway. Remember to wash yo hands and stuff.

Oh shit. It's already in Spain, I hope that shit doesn't cross the border.

Well, it's got two states to cross in either direction before it'll be in Illinois, and there's very few cases there to begin with.

Pennsylvania's surrounded, but no outbreaks here yet.

What I don't understand is how you get cases in 5 states that don't border each other whatsoever.

Is anyone dying from this stuff? If not I don't see what the international community has to get its knickers in a twist about.

Its not in Illinois yet so I could care less.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1567635Is anyone dying from this stuff?

Yes.

Loads of New Zealand kids came back from Mexico, 10 of them had the Swine flu- turns out they goto Ragitoetoe College, Which is literally 5 seconds away.

I'm scared Clockcrew, hold me.

Quote from: TwistClock;1567638Loads of New Zealand kids came back from Mexico, 10 of them had the Swine flu- turns out they goto Ragitoetoe College, Which is literally 5 seconds away.

I'm scared Clockcrew, hold me.

I was shocked when I heard it had made it to new zealand.. I mean of all the fucking middle of nowhere places in the world, swine flu makes it to new zealand.

I wanted to move there too..

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1567639created by the jews to kill us all

Oh god I lol'd.

yes yess

It's here in the uk too

(Although it's in scotland, so maybe we should put up a giant wall to contain infection or something)

It was gassed because we want all you Mexican swine to die.

Quote from: Bizarro;1567645Oh god I lol'd.

I didn't find this situation funny at all this is very serious, Bizarro.

Shame on you.

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1567635What I don't understand is how you get cases in 5 states that don't border each other whatsoever.

Ever heard of an airplane?

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1567635Is anyone dying from this stuff?

Dude if there weren't any deaths we would not give a shit.

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HAHAHAHAH I knew I heard of it before!

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Hahahah I remember this.

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