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Farted by screwdriver_clock, April 23, 2009, 09:04:48 PM

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screwdriver_clock

Fuck you.





No seriously, fuck you. This was the 3rd computer that I've seen die from the SAME EXACT PROBLEM. IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO PUT A DECENT POWER SUPPLY AND COOLING SYSTEM IN A COMPUTER AND BETTER YET NOT USE 3RD RATE HARDWARE IN YOUR FUCKING PREMIUM PRICED COMPUTERS?


 
Sincerely,

ScrewdriverClock.

The Spoiler

I went through like four AC adapters  for my HP laptop before I got one that didn't break.

Chalk Clock

Ive had this laptop for about four years and i haven't had any problems with the power supply. My screen does have a gigantic crack in it that forces me to use a monitor though.

at least you have another excuse to build that fancy new comp you were talking about. :thumbs:

Wind-up Clock

How hot does it get? Enough to fry the hardware inside?

On another note, i bought a Western Digital Mybook Essential.

I had to reformat it since it came in FAt32 instead of NTFS. Then i had to swap out the packaged cable with a shorter one to solve a "delayed write failure."

Goddamnit.

And i am not going to write about the condition of my hardware because i fear as soon as i do this thing will die on me.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

screwdriver_clock

Quote from: Ghost of Christmas Past;1565593I went through like four AC adapters  for my HP laptop before I got one that didn't break.
EAT A DICK HP :D
Quote from: George Lass;1565595Ive had this laptop for about four years and i haven't had any problems with the power supply. My screen does have a gigantic crack in it that forces me to use a monitor though.

at least you have another excuse to build that fancy new comp you were talking about. :thumbs:
Well all three of these computers were bought in the time frame of 2006-07. From what I found on google, all of them had these problems :/
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1565608How hot does it get? Enough to fry the hardware inside?

On another note, i bought a Western Digital Mybook Essential.

I had to reformat it since it came in FAt32 instead of NTFS. Then i had to swap out the packaged cable with a shorter one to solve a "delayed write failure."

Goddamnit.

And i am not going to write about the condition of my hardware because i fear as soon as i do this thing will die on me.
I remember a while back i checked the temp on it, and it was running a little over normal so i cleaned it and it ran fine. This happened 2 months later.

TequilaClock

Say my mother and sisters got that HP Media Center in January of 2007, they gave me the currently obolete custom made PC we got in 2004 so they could mess all they wanted with the new flamant bastard. Funny thing is their computer has crashed requiring formatting in an average of twice a year.

Last year my sister needed a laptop as an old VAIO we got messed up bad. After checking a lot of shit like capacity, brand and OS I suggested a Lime Green Dell. I thought it was ideal as it was on sale and all, not to mention the color would look nice for my sis. Unfortunately my mother quickly prefered some black HP instead since she would save like 20 dollars in difference. Now it has broken twice already and we've got it for not even the year.

So yeah, HP can suck a thick one.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1565619I remember a while back i checked the temp on it, and it was running a little over normal so i cleaned it and it ran fine. This happened 2 months later.
moral of the story: don't clean your computer
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Solenoidclock

My dad works with them. He says everything is wrong there. He manages the supply chain, in a factory. He used to engineer but that job got taken by no less than three college-aged bastards that don't get paid much and work from home most of the time. At the factory there is no communication and most of the time people in other parts of the company are selling things that haven't even been made yet and guesstimating deadlines, or selling things before the capability to make them exists. There are no stockrooms with finished product.

Weird things keep happening like everyone gets a day off arbitrarily with pay and only one week of notice. My dad says they're trying to make the company look good on the books so it can be sold.

Also I think it sucks that your computer sucks, all the HP stuff over at my place is invincible. I don't doubt that the stuff you have sucks though because the factory workers are mostly college dropouts with weird goatees and they apply thermal paste with their fingers after finishing bags of cheetos and stuff.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

screwdriver_clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1565680Say my mother and sisters got that HP Media Center in January of 2007, they gave me the currently obolete custom made PC we got in 2004 so they could mess all they wanted with the new flamant bastard. Funny thing is their computer has crashed requiring formatting in an average of twice a year.

Last year my sister needed a laptop as an old VAIO we got messed up bad. After checking a lot of shit like capacity, brand and OS I suggested a Lime Green Dell. I thought it was ideal as it was on sale and all, not to mention the color would look nice for my sis. Unfortunately my mother quickly prefered some black HP instead since she would save like 20 dollars in difference. Now it has broken twice already and we've got it for not even the year.

So yeah, HP can suck a thick one.
Dell isn't much better, but from what I can tell they don't do this at least.
Quote from: Update;1565683moral of the story: don't clean your computer
Canned Air is the proper cleaning tool of choice.
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1565704My dad works with them. He says everything is wrong there. He manages the supply chain, in a factory. He used to engineer but that job got taken by no less than three college-aged bastards that don't get paid much and work from home most of the time. At the factory there is no communication and most of the time people in other parts of the company are selling things that haven't even been made yet and guesstimating deadlines, or selling things before the capability to make them exists. There are no stockrooms with finished product.

Weird things keep happening like everyone gets a day off arbitrarily with pay and only one week of notice. My dad says they're trying to make the company look good on the books so it can be sold.

Also I think it sucks that your computer sucks, all the HP stuff over at my place is invincible. I don't doubt that the stuff you have sucks though because the factory workers are mostly college dropouts with weird goatees and they apply thermal paste with their fingers after finishing bags of cheetos and stuff.
Most of the HP's I got are from that period of time so I think the problem was more or less isolated to that Media Center line... regardless it sucks now that we have nothing at the house but a budget laptop from 2000.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1565772Canned Air is the proper cleaning tool of choice.
if you don't mind your computer fucking up two months later, sure!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

screwdriver_clock

Quote from: Update;1565792if you don't mind your computer fucking up two months later, sure!

On another note, this happened to an HP laptop from the same time frame (never opened up, etc) and my desktop as well (once again)

TequilaClock

Guess what guys my sister's HP laptop screwed up again by the same fucking error that was "fixed" a week ago. Holy shit

RomanClock

Lol, should build your own.
lemayo lol :soups:

DarkMatterClock

Quote from: RomanClock;1570122Lol, should build your own.

not all people are as tech savvy as we are roman

Kaijuclock

I got a job offer from HP for "tech support" because they are moving to town, i was going for a job in assembly, but apperently they want people to bitch at me all day


i declined, because the call would go something like this

"Yes my computer is on the fritz"
"It's an HP, What did you expect."
"Decent Service"
"Sorry sir, Can you check if it's plugged in for me?"

screwdriver_clock

Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1571142not all people are as tech savvy as we are roman
Or have the money and resources to build a computer at the time. I'm getting a Mac, but only because thats the only way my father will lend me money to get a computer. I can't really complain since I can build a gaming pc later if i really want one, i just use them for flash and internet anyhow.

Odo

i can assure you that for half the price of a mac you can build a PC with double the specs
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SnakeClock

Quote from: I'M URCHIN_CLOCK HAHAHA;1579908i can assure you that for half the price of a mac you can build a PC with double the specs

Specs aren't everything.

Odo

Quote from: Atrus;1580097Specs aren't everything.

that's most certainly correct, he'll also be required to pay for a copy of windows.
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SnakeClock

Quote from: I'M URCHIN_CLOCK HAHAHA;1580115that's most certainly correct, he'll also be required to pay for a copy of windows.

:rolleyes: