I just woke up and I'm going to try and nail the key points of the totally fucked up dream I just had...

- I, or whatever character I was playing, arrived at a big house for some kind of  party. I said hello to a few obscure friends that I haven't seen in real life since high school. Suddenly I am sitting at a table with three dudes I don't recognize. One of them is eating a huge bowl of spaghetti.

- Someone says it's time to play a game, and now I am in a room with a bunch of other people standing in front of this big long box with a human sized hamster wheel in it. Everyone starts throwing fruits and baseballs and things into the hole in the side, and some kid is making nomnom noises from inside the box. After the box builds up with stuff (apparently) everything shoots out the other end for some fucking reason. I guess it was a game where we make a talking box eat and shit.

- Next thing I know, a 50ish blond woman is running on a clear ball in the giant hamster wheel as everyone cheers. She slips and smacks into the bottom of the wheel and gets shot into the hole of the box. When she comes out the other end a few people check to see if she is ok, but she is making gargly noises and her FUCKING HEAD IS JAMMED INTO HER BODY. Her whole head is gone, and it is inside her chest. I can't stress how fucked up this is. She staggers to her feet and starts trying to I guess push her head out. It pops out a bit, then back in, and she is complaining that she can't breath in a gargly voice. Next thing my character leaves the room quickly (as what I would have done), but as I am getting out I can see she has managed to push most of it out, but now she has three heads.

- Suddenly I am in a room talking with the blond woman's husband (I just know its her husband for whatever reason, thats how dreams like to work). He is clearly distressed, but we are talking about his pug dog and how I should groom it. Following is what felt like ten hours of me talking to this guy about grooming his damn dog, when at the end the blond woman comes in; she looks normal again. However now she is pregnant. She gets pissed and takes the dog, because apparently I can't handle it, and then her water breaks.

- Dream flash to a hospital bed. My character is gone, now it's just an overhead view of whats coming out of the woman. She pushes, and a fucking lung pops out connected by a long fleshy tube. Then the doctor grabs the baby which is pushed out next and then more various organs start coming out, also connected by long tubes. The doctor states that she is going to die, and she gets up and tries to run away with her organs trailing behind her like cans tied to the bumper of a limo at a wedding.

- Now, it gets hazy from here. But I do remember there was singing, and me flying around the hospital (which really looked more like a medieval dungeon with flames everywhere) as a very very tiny person. There was space travel in there too, but I think that was a separate dream.

Thanks for listening.


EDIT: Oh and I almost forgot. I THINK this next bit took place after the first dream, but I also had a chunk of dream where my uncle was dead when it started. Then for some reason we tie a huge balloon to a big plastic garbage can. We agreed it's not enough, and tied a bunch of smaller balloons to it as well. Dream flash to us outside, and my uncle's body in the can. I don't see it, I just know it's in there. After a few seconds the can starts floating into the sky, then quickly falls back down and crashes into the ground. The can flattens when it hits, then everyone walks away.

Hahaha

dreams are awesome

Woah, that'd make a great flash.

My dreams are just as fucked up.. Well, not so much the giving birth and a lung falls out part but they're just as random.

why are your dreams so scury, i had a dream i went to school.

actually, thats pretty mundane id rather have your dream.

i've had a dreams about going back to comperhensive school.

I really do hate those dreams/

I wish I could remember my dreams.

my dreams are so WTF that i dont even i dont even understand them sometimes.

lmfao

I used to practice lucid dreaming. was pretty good at it around 16. but 18 now and if I want to do that again I need to practice it again which I am too lazy for.

I never remember my dreams

E: Become the next David Lynch

do like david frith and animate it.

that was awesome

I love every second of my dreams even though they are paranoid bordering on frightening, disorienting, and extremely bizarre. The reason I love them is because they maintain continuity.

pansy

My dreams are never disturbing. The ones I remember are most of the time about me doing really cool stuff, once or twice a year I'll have one that is really sad that makes you cry in your sleep.

I haven't had any memorable dreams lately. I think I only get them when I will get 6 or less hours of sleep each night for a week.

I only managed to get that out cause I typed it right when I woke up. If I tried to remember that a few hours later, most of it would be gone.

The devil visited me in my sleep once, but all he did was talk about numbers and draw shit in the sky. It was boring.

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Haha, that's pretty good.