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Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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PoisonshroomClock

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.

hahah this is fucking brilliant, i never knew he had so much influence that the game developers would actually take the time to do such a thing

applaud

SoBe Clock

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.

Hahahaa Nice!

That's awesome. He's such a ridiculous critic and yet the developers he talks about really buy into his stuff.

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: ASSHATCLOCK;1610812They both did, here's the article and there is some amazing artwork involved.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

Infamous won.
I think actually Prototype won, since they used the unicorn pic for the final page.
He got the names mixed up it seems.
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Slash

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1611181I think actually Prototype won, since they used the unicorn pic for the final page.
He got the names mixed up it seems.

That was infamous's entry

Marlin Clock

The contest was to make their rival's character look undignified, not their own.

miracle fruit

Quote from: Munglai;1610566yeah but you're a retard
Quote from: Kryten 2X4B-523P;1606320Going in expecting some kind of serious review is really stupid of you.

i mustve been out of my fucking mind going to a game review website and expecting a game review that i could understand

im such a retard !


(User was banned for this post; Reason: miraclefruit real talk you troll in a really irritating I'm a edgy teen fucking way.)

RobClock


Munglai

Quote from: miraclefruit;1611299i mustve been out of my fucking mind going to a game review website and expecting a game review that i could understand

im such a retard !

judging from your posts you have no fucking clue about anything

miracle fruit

are you such a fucking faggot that you would get worked up because your little shitty review videos are fucking stupid as fuck

shut the fuck up


(User was banned for this post; Reason: Senseless trolling and baiting; don't post in this thread anymore.)

miracle fruit

also i have no fucking idea how that warranted a 5 day ban so fuck you slurpee

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: miraclefruit;1616872also i have no fucking idea how that warranted a 5 day ban so fuck you slurpee

Everything you say warrants a 5 day ban.

TremcladClock

I don't see how anyone who's native in English could struggle to understand Yahtzee.


Thor

I didn't bother to read this whole thread (39 pages holy shit) but I'd like to say that although Yahtzee is a good and funny reviewer he has shit taste in games sometimes and I wouldn't use him as an indicator of how good a game is.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TremcladClock

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617201I didn't bother to read this whole thread (39 pages holy shit) but I'd like to say that although Yahtzee is a good and funny reviewer he has shit taste in games sometimes and I wouldn't use him as an indicator of how good a game is.

Which shit games does he think are good and which good games does he think are shit?


Thor

Quote from: TremcladClock;1617208Which shit games does he think are good and which good games does he think are shit?

He has an irrational hatred of fighting games and MMOs, hates above average games like Mirrors Edge because they didn't meet his inflated expectations. I think I remember him reviewing Shadow of the Colossus poorly too, but don't quote me on that. Games he thinks are good that are shit is harder to come up with because he hates everything but Prince of Persia and Portal and one or two other I don't remember. I'd have to look through his whole list of reviews to find more examples but I think his poor reviews can be summed up in "I'm a edgy teenly high standards to the point that if you listened to him you would never play a new game ever"

EDIT: Also he didn't like No More Heroes, what a dick
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

camoclock is a great man

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617219hates above average games like Mirrors Edge because they didn't meet his inflated expectations.

This is the only thing that I don't like about ZP, but he STRESSES IT SO FUCKING MUCH that in the last weeks it's 90% of the thing. Hell, you could take this week's episode where he'd keep blabberin on how the game wasn't as good as the movie.
 Also that contest between inFamous and Prototype a few weeks ago was awful beyond belief.


Unskippable supremacy.
poop

Thor

Unskippable is much better than ZP because I don't need to listen to a guy shout opinions as if he thinks they're fact to get to the jokes.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617219I think I remember him reviewing Shadow of the Colossus poorly too, but don't quote me on that.
He never did, but whenever he referenced it it was for quite the opposite reason.

Thor

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617303He never did, but whenever he referenced it it was for quite the opposite reason.

I told you not to quote me on that!!!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

Too bad, fact check your stuff. It wouldn't've taken too much effort to look through what he had reviewed in the past.