Mirror's Edge fucking sucked, deal with it.

He gave a positive review to Psychonauts. After that he says that nobody likes when he makes positive reviews, which is why he reviews the way he does.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1611207The contest was to make their rival's character look undignified, not their own.

o i c

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617328Too bad, fact check your stuff. It wouldn't've taken too much effort to look through what he had reviewed in the past.

only the computer I'm on doesn't have speakers and I don't actually care enough to check (yes I do care enough to post repeatedly about it though)

I will agree with most of you that he is very funny and entertaining . However, I will also agree with Thor that his standards are so high that he dislikes some very good games. EX: Everything for the wii, even the wii's best games, Crysis, The Sims 3, Mirror's Edge, GTA: Chinatown Wars, EVE online, and most of all, GTA4, which, in my opinion, is one of the finest games of this generation.

There are more that he dislikes that I like but I didn't want to make this post too long, those are just what I disagree with the most.

Quote from: Thor, God of Thunder;1617415only the computer I'm on doesn't have speakers and I don't actually care enough to check (yes I do care enough to post repeatedly about it though)

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Each review on the title page has the game name reviewed underneath it, and besides you don't need speakers to see the text in the beginning of the episode showing what game it is.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617432?
Each review on the title page has the game name reviewed underneath it, and besides you don't need speakers to see the text in the beginning of the episode showing what game it is.

You know you're giving Thor a lot of shit from one thing he wasn't sure of out of his entire post.

If you don't know something for sure don't say it. "Tis better to stay quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Quote from: SoBe Clock;1617419he dislikes some very good games. EX: Crysis

I was under the impression that he liked Crysis, the end of the review he said something like THE GAMES WORTH GETTING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT PERFECT BUT THEN AGAIN WHO IS

He appears to like a lot of things but just rags on the little things because that's what people like him for!

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1617457If you don't know something for sure don't say it. "Tis better to stay quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

I could easily continue to argue with you but instead I'm not going to

Quote from: FIREMAN;1617490I was under the impression that he liked Crysis, the end of the review he said something like THE GAMES WORTH GETTING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT PERFECT BUT THEN AGAIN WHO IS

Actually you may be right. I'll go watch the review again.

I know for sure he dislikes the others I named. In his GTA4 review he liked the game and then later went on to say it was one of the worst games of the year, which is ridiculous.

YAHTZEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HATE GAMES.
ESPECIALLY GAMES I LIKE.

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1617875YAHTZEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HATE GAMES.
ESPECIALLY GAMES I LIKE.

I never said that. He's allowed, that's what makes him funny. I like his reviews.
I'm just saying I disagree with a lot of his opinions.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1617336Mirror's Edge fucking sucked, deal with it.

I.............................. rather liked it.

Slurpee's a rebel without a mod.

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1617875YAHTZEE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HATE GAMES.
ESPECIALLY GAMES I LIKE.

YAHTZEE IS THE GOD OF REVIEWS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY HIM UNLESS YOU MINDLESSLY AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HE SAYS.

lol strawman arguments

Hey wow, why did this thread die?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/844-Wii-Sports-Resort

I liked this one cause it further confirms what i've ALWAYS said. The Wii is shit.

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1634595Hey wow, why did this thread die?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/844-Wii-Sports-Resort

I liked this one cause it further confirms what i've ALWAYS said. The Wii is shit.

you heard it here first folks, the Wii is shit! as confirmed by random people on the internet!

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1634595Hey wow, why did this thread die?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/844-Wii-Sports-Resort

I liked this one cause it further confirms what i've ALWAYS said. The Wii is shit.

I was actually surprised by how really responsive it is, at first I was like "yeah that's what I heard back in 2006 fucker, prove me it will work", but it actually did. It is what we were all expecting the Wii gimmick was going to be at the beginning. But the problem is that motion is not relevant anymore in games, so yeah.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1634664It is what we were all expecting the Wii gimmick was going to be at the beginning.

Underutilized by both third and first-party companies and condensed to just simple waggles with some button mashing in between?