I was taking a dump and I heard a loud bang and tire squeals like it was right outside my house. I instantly knew it was a car crash and finished my load then ran downstairs and outside to check it out.  It was actually down the street a little ways but it was so loud that it sounded closer.  By the looks of the wreckage it was hard to tell what happened. It was at an intersection so my initial thought was that someone ran the stop sign.  But the yellow SUV was before the stop sign and turned side ways a bit (probably from the force of the collision) and the front was completely totalled. There was man on the ground with a stranger helping him as the rest of the strangers just observed. I asked a man if everyone was alright, he was just as confused as I was.  I looked at all the surrounding vehicles to find the other person involved in the crash to see what condition he was in.  It wasn't very obvious, so I thought maybe it was a hit in run but then saw skid marks on someones lawn leading to a white truck.  Then I saw the dent marks, the truck looked like it was parked on the lawn and it wasn't badly damaged like this other guy that almost died.  The man on the road was pretty fucked up and bloody and got taken away by an ambulance, I left shortly after that to go tell me neighbour who was waiting patiently for me to tell her the news.



Have you ever witnessed an accident, tragedy, or disaster? Share your story.

Quote from: FishbagClock;1652441I was taking a dump and I heard a loud bang and tire squeals

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There's at least 5 accidents a year outside my house.

Sounds like you witnessed the aftermath of an accident to me

People die

The sooner you realize said fact, the sooner you will appriciate your own life.

I hope that the iPod and Life Boat are ok.

Quote from: mrSimon;1652484People die

The sooner you realize said fact, the sooner you will appriciate your own life.

Lucky for the driver, he didn't.

Once I was chatting up this cute chick, when two cars got into a fender-bender right in front of me.
Totally cock-blocked me.

i was in a car crash suck my dick

A flaming car once zoomed past my grandma and I on the freeway back when I was 8 or so. Bits of metal flew off it and cracked our windshield. It was AWESOME.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1652519A flaming car once zoomed past my grandma and I on the freeway back when I was 8 or so. Bits of metal flew off it and cracked our windshield. It was AWESOME.

Post did not disappoint.

Also I saw something like this walking my dog once, everyone was standing around like it was a show but I just walked on by.

About seven years ago I saw a guy in my class get killed by a truck outside my school. I was walking to school when he came out from an alleyway on his bike into the middle of the road and got hit. It ran over his rib cage and the last wheel that went over him kind of flung him towards the curb which he smashed his head on. Apparently he was killed more or less instantly.

One year later I joined the Clock Crew. Draw your own conclusions.

Shit dude, that's rough.

My friend's mother was always paranoid about driving.  Everytime she saw someone do something stupid on the road she'd freak out and say "Oh my god we almost got into accident!" Every, damn, time.  And I caught her having sex with one of her 4 boyfriends when I was 16 by accident, and she was always bugging my mom for my mom's  prescribed drugs.

What a car wreck of a life.

Quote from: Coolboyman;1652570My friend's mother was always paranoid about driving.  Everytime she saw someone do something stupid on the road she'd freak out and say "Oh my god we almost got into accident!" Every, damn, time.  And I caught her having sex with one of her 4 boyfriends when I was 16 by accident, and she was always bugging my mom for my mom's  prescribed drugs.

What a car wreck of a life.

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My cousin (not actually a blood relative, but I'll call him my cousin for the sake of convenience) was in a car crash a couple years back. They had to rebuild half of his face and remove 60% of his intestines. He has terrible back pain and digestive problems now, and a patch of his face is still numb. He's a cool guy, though.

Quote from: Coolboyman;1652570My friend's mother was always paranoid about driving.  Everytime she saw someone do something stupid on the road she'd freak out and say "Oh my god we almost got into accident!" Every, damn, time.

And that's why StrawberryClock always insists to drive.

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1652608My cousin (not actually a blood relative, but I'll call him my cousin for the sake of convenience) was in a car crash a couple years back. They had to rebuild half of his face and remove 60% of his intestines. He has terrible back pain and digestive problems now, and a patch of his face is still numb. He's a cool guy, though.

That's awful, I have one of them friend-cousin guys and when he was a boy, he went to the midway fair that travels here every year, and it's run by criminals and other sorts of scumbags, and he went on a small rollercoaster, I guess it malfunctioned and the restraints when up and he flew out of the coaster and crushed his skull on the pavement and had to have it reconstructed.  I don't know the full details of how it malfunctioned because I was young, but yeah it was horrible, I'm surprised they're still in business.

Was just playing Age of Empires with him, the fall didn't damage his brain I guess because he's smart as hell and is in the baccalaureate program at his high school.

Quote from: FishbagClock;1652617Was just playing Age of Empires with him, the fall didn't damage his brain I guess because he's smart as hell and is in the baccalaureate program at his high school.

Or maybe it just jostled a few neurons into a more efficient configuration.
Fuck science, I can make up whatever I want about neurology.