http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2642956/Tesco-supermarket-bans-Jedi-Knight-for-wearing-hood.html

Whaa---

can you use dual bladed lightsabers?

I'm friends with two star wars nerds who told me about this yesterday. I didn't beluieve them.

...Why is wearing a hood a requirement of the 'religion'?

Quote from: Roadkill;1669033...Why is wearing a hood a requirement of the 'religion'?

...Why do muslims have to pray five times a day?

Quote from: RibsClock;1669038To prove that Luke was a sucky jedi, he only wore it for like one scene.

Luke went on to become one of the greatest jedi ever lived so don't you tell me he was a sucky jedi!

Quote from: RibsClock;1669046Muslims pray five times a day out of remembrance of God and to give thanks and sustain a spiritual mode of thought and behavior!

Thanks for answering my question that wasn't really a question but a point to illustrate the I'm a edgy teenness of his question.

Quote from: Primogenitor;1669041...Why do muslims have to pray five times a day?

Because it's a real religion


I realise you CAN argue about that statement and "jedi" being a real religion but if you do you're a faggot

Quote from: Primogenitor;1669058Thanks for answering my question that wasn't really a question but a point to illustrate the I'm a edgy teenness of his question.

Yeah, but why DO Jedi wear hoods? There's a reason Muslim's pray five times a day, what's the reason for hoods?

Quote from: Poltergeist;1669060Because it's a real religion


I realise you CAN argue about that statement and "jedi" being a real religion but if you do you're a faggot

Please tell me what makes Islam more real than the Jedi religion.

Quote from: Poltergeist;1669060Yeah, but why DO Jedi wear hoods? There's a reason Muslim's pray five times a day, what's the reason for hoods?

Google it.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1669055all religion is stupid so whatever

yes

quick somebody gas this thread before religious argument ensues


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I'm on Tesco's side on this one.

I think they have implemented a new "no dickheads" policy.

Quote from: Navin R. Johnson;1669067quick somebody gas this thread before religious argument ensues

Sith

Quote from: CadillacClock;1669065Could you please tell me why Islamic women wear the burka? That would be great.



And why is that?

Okay first off great job doing exactly what I warned against.

Secondly the burka can be argued as being a form of oppression and that Muslim men force them to wear it and women have simply been conditioned into accepting it - however, wearing a burka is not a requirement. In a few interviews I've read it's been said that it's more there to show devotion to faith - the more crosses you have in your home, the more loyal you are to Jesus. Either way, most muslim women today will claim to wear it out of choice to show their love to God.

Jedi isn't a real religion because it's not meant to be taken seriously by anyone. You are not meant to actually believe in it, and you know what? I bet no actual "jedi"s actually fucking do, event he batshit insane ones are just having fun.

To the point: It can't be a religion if you enjoy being a member of it (AHA)

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1669070what we have learned itt:

you are only allowed to wear a hoodie if you are an islamic woman

Because they're totally hoodies


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Yeah and besides, they don't have force powers nor do they have lightsabers

Read: If your religion teaches that you personally have magical powers when you do not and tells you to practise with your laser-sword for the oncoming clone attack it is silly

Quote from: Poltergeist;1669103Read: If your religion teaches that you personally have magical powers when you do not and tells you to practise with your laser-sword for the oncoming clone attack it is silly

You are super dumb.

Quote from: Poltergeist;1669103Read: If your religion teaches that you personally have magical powers when you do not and tells you to practise with your laser-sword for the oncoming clone attack it is silly

Is it any dumber than preparing for judgment day by saying hail Marys and singing in a giant building?

I'm not arguing that this isn't a dumb religion, cause it is, i just don't think it's much dumber than other religions. Only difference being that their bible was written 30 years ago while yours was written roughly 1800 years ago.