i was born in the Netherlands and therefore adopted permanent cool.

London sucks to be a tourist in because there are millions of others like you. For example, if your an American in London and your in a club or a bar, nobody will bat an eyelid because there are thousands of yanks in London already.

Go to one of the cities outside the capital though and pussy will fly at you from every direction because girls from shit towns love outsiders. Hell, I get a lot of attention in UK towns just because of my Manchester accent so if your from outside the country your more or less guaranteed to get your dick wet.

Travel advice with MMC, safe!

Quote from: Blue;1694685only Brits think their food is good... Have no idea why, even the McDonalds in London tastes like shit.

But, the McDonalds are pretty upscale. I walked past one of them, and they had nice chairs and nice tables. None of the furnature is bolted to the floor.

Welcome to the most depressing civilised country in the world

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1694758London sucks to be a tourist in because there are millions of others like you. For example, if your an American in London and your in a club or a bar, nobody will bat an eyelid because there are thousands of yanks in London already.

Go to one of the cities outside the capital though and pussy will fly at you from every direction because girls from shit towns love outsiders. Hell, I get a lot of attention in UK towns just because of my Manchester accent so if your from outside the country your more or less guaranteed to get your dick wet.

Travel advice with MMC, safe!

Don't go to Manchester though, you'll get shot.
jk MMC don't shoot me

Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1695271Don't go to Manchester though, you'll get shot.

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YEAH BRAP BRAP BLUD ILL FUCKIN MERK YER MATE

Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1695284YEAH BRAP BRAP BLUD ILL FUCKIN MERK YER MATE

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Just protectin ma patch

I went through Heathrow once, everyone spoke English, but I couldn't understand anyone. Also the food was shit.

Were those guys carrying chinese cleavers?

london was too busy for me

WTF UK WIGGERS

Quote from: Blue;1694685only Brits think their food is good

What, you don't like blood pudding?

i love my food

Quote from: SCSP;1695950WTF UK WIGGERS

Incorrect. That revolting species there is the chav, the close cousin of the wigger. A common misconception to people with an untrained eye, although they have been known to interbreed resulting in a horrendous vomit-inducing mixed species containing features of both chav and wigger, making the difference that much harder to convey.

Next week: Black people.

I'LL SET YOU THE WONDERBANG MATE ONE SEC AND YOUR JAW IS GONE

Also the guys in that video were the least threatening chavs I've ever seen.

What a bunch of queers.

Quote from: Hannah Montana;1695977woah terrible food around the most busiest airport in the world? who would have guessed.

Wow, the most busiest eh? Well I guess Atlanta International must be a fluke, what with it's largest number of passengers and massive traffic, but still able to have delicious restaurants that I would visit even if I weren't flying.