Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699943http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8k
hahah

That Edward was far too likeable.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700014I know, I was in a lecture today, and this girl in the row below me was apparently reading New Moon in a pdf, it was some of the worst writing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.

you should've punched her in the fucking face for reading such a book

Quote from: Jewverine;1700022you should've punched her in the fucking face for reading such a book

Yeah, grow some balls Marlin.

Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.

Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699827hahahaha

read this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#more-21603


Jesus fucking christ. Upon this point i just thought the series was badly written, uninteresting and not about vampires at all. Turns out the fourth book is basically just batshit insane. Oh and they want to split that up into 2 movies (cause the other movies where way to short to explain the entire plot right?).

what. the. FUCK?

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.

Bella's also an author insertion character, so it's like a double whammy!

That's the same thing as a mary sue I'm pretty sure.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1702081That's the same thing as a mary sue I'm pretty sure.

It's not a requirement for them, they just usually are. Sometimes it's just a character the author likes too much.

I see.

Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699943http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8k
hahah

Seeing Count Chocula made my day.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.

Hah I didn't even know that. It makes a little more sense now.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1702080Bella's also an author insertion character, so it's like a double whammy!

Blegh.
A self-insert is like when Stephen King showed up in Song of Susanah.

Bella is what Dumb Cunt wishes she was.

Unless Bella's a stupid Mormon bitch without an ounce of literary competence that hocks anti-feminest abstinence porn and can't get over how wonderful she is or how much she wants to bone the 15 year old glitter boy in her head I don't know I haven't read the books.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.

you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?

Quote from: Slurpee;1702308Blegh.
A self-insert is like when Stephen King showed up in Song of Susanah.

And half of his books. His main character is almost always a struggling middle-aged author, but the thing is with King it's sort of okay, because he's writing that character because it's what he's comfortable writing about, and he has the best idea of how that character works because hey, he is that character.

Quote from: SCSP;1702311you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?

if i would write such a book it would mainly be the main character doing naked jump ropes infront of a mirror.

Quote from: SCSP;1702311you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?

Yeah. Makes the idea of teenage girls latching onto the fantasy a lot easier.

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/My%20Life/5354

oh lordy

Quote from: splatter;1702454http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/My%20Life/5354

oh lordy

I clicked that knowing it would make me angry and it did asjk;nasfipgjnadfpjn





My Life is Average was great until Harry Potter fans got hold of it

I want to hate Hot Topic but i secretly want them to open stores over here aswell cause they also sell shirts like this:

This one is better!