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Ever wanted to have better vision than 20/20?

Farted by DWARFINATORclock, December 09, 2009, 11:03:36 AM

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DWARFINATORclock

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/iffy_operation_allows_high_def.php
QuoteSurgeons begin the process by implanting the lens into the eye using the standard procedure for cataracts.

The lens is made from a special light-sensitive silicone. By shining ultraviolet light on specific parts of the lens, surgeons can change its shape and curvature, sharpening the image seen by the patient.

The lens can be adjusted several times over a period of days until patients have perfect vision. A final blast of light then permanently fixes the lenses' shape.

The technique gives patients vision so sharp that it is even better than 20/20 - the best an adult can usually hope for.
It's possible now!


Topcatyo


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I'm holding out for the ability to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1702798I'm holding out for the ability to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum.
That's be annoying, you'd be blinded by infrared all summer.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


Marlin Clock

I'll wait for the day when I can shoot the entire electromagnetic spectrum out of my eyes.

E: and be able to control it. Not Cyclops powers.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

"Sir your last report was insufficient, I'm demoting you"

"LOL OPTIC BLAST"

"ow, I think I have a sunburn"

"and irreversible cancer :D"

Topcatyo

I want my eyes to also be cameras as well as binoculars.

Zooming in on something with your eye would be badass.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1702804"Sir your last report was insufficient, I'm demoting you"

"LOL OPTIC BLAST"

"ow, I think I have a sunburn"

"and irreversible cancer :D"
Also, I could fuck with radio/TV broadcasts.

Also I could contract myself out as a pinpoint X-Ray or chemotherapy machine.

PirateClock

YES! Finally! Now i can be an bow and arrow based super hero!
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Marlin Clock

Wouldn't being a rifle based superhero be better?

Though, I guess the superpowered snipers are usually bad guys ala Deadshot.

Topcatyo


PirateClock

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TequilaClock

Slightly unrelated, but I have always wanted to have some kind of wacko gadget in my ocular cavity in any case I lose an eye. Either that or just a patch.


Topcatyo

If I lose an eye I want a big piece of sharp metal implanted into the socket so that people won't ask me how I lost it.

PirateClock

i want my eye replaced with a camera that looks exactly like an eye which records shit and gives a life feed to a screen in my watch. Like in Doomsday.
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PirateClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1702851I wonder why human beings have specifically 20/20, evolutionarily speaking, as opposed to some creatures (like birds of prey).

It's not so much how or what we see its how we process it. A hawk can spot movement from a billion miles sure, but well i don't really know where im going with this! Point is according to discovery our vision is actually really good for some reason! Go watch it!
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AbsintheClock

I won't be impressed until I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. But only if the lasers are powerful enough to cut through flesh and bone.