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The good folks at Westboro Baptist Church are coming to my school on June 3rd.

Farted by Kombucha, May 30, 2010, 09:25:26 PM

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Kombucha

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Quote06/03/2010 07:35 AM - 08:05 AM Portland, OR Grant High School 2245 NE 36th Ave. WBC to picket Grant High School because they need these words more than they need air to breathe. Today's youth are violent brute beasts who are good for absolutely nothing. Their parents, teachers and preachers did that to justify their own sins. Anti-Christ Beast Obama does the same -- he despises God as well as his neighbor; his only goal is to convince you to take his mark and agree to worship him. He will then lead this nation and world to its final destruction. The educational system is an easy target because the lazy teachers are not interested in teaching you to read and write, but to socialize. Obama put out-of-the-closet fag Kevin Jennings in charge of Doomed america's schools so he can sodomize them with his GSA and GLSN clubs that promote fag filth. This nation is going down under the weight of its sin; your destruction is imminent and you do not even see it coming. It is the work of God and it is marvelous in our eyes. Praise Ye The Lord!!

I'm thinking of filming them. I know I shouldn't be giving them attention, but I find them too funny. I'll have to get there early, though, to do it. They're leaving at 8:05 A.M., when school starts. Protesting for half an hour when nobody is there doesn't seem like it will accomplish much.

Is there anything you guys think I should do that would be extra hilarious or something?

MonsterMunch

Quote from: xBitchxx;1755545I know I shouldn't be giving them attention.

Answered your own question.

PolyhedronClock


Kombucha

I probably will end up ignoring them just because of the fact that getting to school that early would be a hassle.
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1755552wait, there's schools that actually invite them?
Hahahaha

No, they weren't invited, they just decided to come to our school.

F U Clock

Oh man, I've wanted to get in a philosophical debate with them since College.

I want them to answer so many things... They say it was God's will that the Virginia Tech shooter killed people, so since everything that happens is God's will, isn't gay people having sex his will also?

I guess the biggest question is, if America is irreversibly doomed, like they say, then why are they bothering to picket these things? What does it matter, if there's no chance for our redemption by listening to and heeding their message? Are they just harbingers of doom?

Kombucha


Slash

Quote from: xBitchxx;1755545Is there anything you guys think I should do that would be extra hilarious or something?

Kiss a guy next to you and grope his ass.


Kombucha

Quote from: Boy George;1755565Kiss a guy next to you and grope his ass.
I hope it's Fred Phelps.
Quote from: Clam Man;1755566Give them hugs. They'll be confused.
I like this idea.

PolyhedronClock

Quote from: F U Clock;1755559Oh man, I've wanted to get in a philosophical debate with them since College.

I want them to answer so many things... They say it was God's will that the Virginia Tech shooter killed people, so since everything that happens is God's will, isn't gay people having sex his will also?

I guess the biggest question is, if America is irreversibly doomed, like they say, then why are they bothering to picket these things? What does it matter, if there's no chance for our redemption by listening to and heeding their message? Are they just harbingers of doom?

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't bother discussing it with you, rather than calling you a fag loving god hating shithead from what I've seen.

AnkhClock

Quote from: F U Clock;1755559I guess the biggest question is, if America is irreversibly doomed, like they say, then why are they bothering to picket these things? What does it matter, if there's no chance for our redemption by listening to and heeding their message? Are they just harbingers of doom?

Are you kidding, they love the whole "America is doomed, God will destroy all of of creation like a nihilistic teenager's wet dream" sort of shit. They just want to rub it in our heathen faces.



Marlin Clock

I find it funny that they're condemning teachers from teaching children to socialize. I know what they mean by it, but the dual meaning makes way more sense in their context honestly.
I would like to remind them if anything is socialist, it's our education system.
Quote from: xBitchxx;1755567I like this idea.
I support it. The worst thing others do to these people is antagonize them, only fueling more hatred from their side as I see it.

WrenchClock

Constantly catch the most awkward guy's eye then wink while licking your lips. Do it for the Clock Crew!

Pineberry

I so want to be there when these people show up at the pearly gates and St. Peter is all like "get out"
Quote from: Slurpee;1755441women are kitchen utensils and should be treated as such

Biblo

Seriously the only way to act around these people is bored. They thrive on shock, disgust and controversy. Don't try and shock them. Just ignore them and appear tired of their ways. Act like you've seen it all before.

Poltergeist

The reason they picket funerals and such despite America being doomed is all they have to live on is the feeling of superiority in a wolrd where everyone hates them and they disagree with everything.

That being said, hit on all the males memebers.

RobClock

Would someone just kill these fucktards and get it over with.

DWARFINATORclock


Asshatclock

Yeah you should give them a strawberryclock phamplet or something and tell them all about your internet god.

AlbinoClock

For real. If the God Hates Fags  people were bitching about the CC that'd be some pretty good publicity.