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DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, January 21, 2011, 03:27:23 PM

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Slurpee

back it up a little there rob

breeeaaathe

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1824571back it up a little there rob

breeeaaathe
Is it really that bad? I thought i was holding back.


Sorry.

Slurpee

don't apologize it's good dude
I'm just giving you shit because you're sperging a little
most people probably couldn't tell the difference between the two pairs of sunglasses even after you pointed it out

Insomnia

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE SUNGLASSES


"brb going to moon"

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1824598I almost hope it is. Seriously all the "12 years of work 12 years of work guys we did 12 years of work" bullshit has me highly anticipating a 6-hour game that cuts a million corners and is pooped out in a year.
sounds like portal 2, just not 12 years in development (thats ep3!)
Fuck Steven Universe

RobClock


WrenchClock


LimewireClock

Got my Balls of Steel edition through the post today, and I'd like to say that I am very impressed. All of the contents on the collector's edition are fantastic and high quality! However I wish the bust was just a little bit bigger, but I'm not complaining. The game itself is fantastic. I have only played about an hour into the game so I can't do a full review just yet, but when I do finish it I will be sure to post again.

Hail to the king, baby!
naw

OvenmittClock

Maaan, why are there only 2 weapons allowed? i mean its not any more realistic since he still sticks one up his ass for later use, even if its a rocket launcher.
AIDS

LimewireClock

Quote from: OvenmittClock;1826286Maaan, why are there only 2 weapons allowed? i mean its not any more realistic since he still sticks one up his ass for later use, even if its a rocket launcher.

Makes the game more of a challenge IMO.
naw

OvenmittClock

I hope they release an update to fix the horrible lag and the loooooooooooong loading times. They could release another Duke Nukem game in the time it takes to load a level.
AIDS

PirateClock

got it the other day, it's pretty neat. Quite challenging too.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

RobClock

Quote from: OvenmittClock;1826571I hope they release an update to fix the horrible lag and the loooooooooooong loading times. They could release another Duke Nukem game in the time it takes to load a level.
From what I've read, lag and load times are apparently only prevalent in the console versions. Also; I've watched about an hour's worth of a PC Let's Play and it runs like a dream.

EtchASketchClock

DNF is getting destroyed on review sites.
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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RobClock

Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1826588DNF is getting destroyed on review sites.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/duke-nukem-forever

76 doesn't seem that bad to me.
PC Gamer gave it an 80.

OvenmittClock

Quote from: RobClock;1826586From what I've read, lag and load times are apparently only prevalent in the console versions. Also; I've watched about an hour's worth of a PC Let's Play and it runs like a dream.

I'm playing PC. My computer ran Crysis 1 &2 with relative ease.
AIDS

WrenchClock


RobClock

Quote from: OvenmittClock;1826609I'm playing PC. My computer ran Crysis 1 &2 with relative ease.
Oh damn. I haven't got my copy yet, but I'll definitely post if i experience any such un-pleasantries.

NintendrCkolc

Ouch......

If this doesn't sell well, I don't see another Duke Nukem game coming any time soon... :(

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1826701you realize these things happened in a sentence together...?



Coming 2023 - Duke Nukem Whenever
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Fuck Steven Universe