Quote from: HeinekenClock;1848582Heineken is like an old fling you can't avoid forever. At some point she'll be there and you'll be back in each other's arms.

Heineken is gross.

I am the sexiest arab.

Quote from: F U Clock;1847587I've been doing a lot of majestic posing lately.

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1848583Heineken is gross.

The reason I don't drink it often anymore is because it's boring. It's impossible to think Heineken is gross because it's like the basic template for beer.

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SCREWDRIVERCLOCK, KING OF THE TOOLS.

Here's me and a very big puppy I take care of occasionally

Man you are black as night and that dog looks so arab.

That's not a dog it's a disguised camel and it's FULL OF ANTHRAX AND SPOUSAL ABUSE!!

I can't say that any of those statements are false...

me swimming with my son

Black people can't swim. Clearly he's drowning.

Clearly it's why I'm holding him! Nah, this was taken before I was about to drown him.
But in reality, that's my....cousin's wife's sister's child, I had to go down the water slide with him.
and holy fuck was I sunburnt that day!!!

Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1849427Here's me and a very big puppy I take care of occasionally

cute arab guy

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1849421SCREWDRIVERCLOCK, KING OF THE TOOLS.

WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION

Quote from: UshankaClock;1849507WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION

This isn't a coronation. This is bad comedy.

Finally got the contacts sorted

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hahahaha

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Finally got the contacts sorted

sweeeet

It's been ages since I posted a new picture.

Here's two I took just now. My hair is pretty long atm. It's also kind of messy since I've been out all day but whatever.
Also, I'm still a fat bastard.



Victory is a good brand of beer. Good microbrew.

those are some gay contacts

also there are girls here who buy the shit out of those things, they're made in some third world country and get sold on the side of roads for like $20/pair