Quote from: AbsintheClock;1858008These folks

Some of those reviews are hilarious.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1857994How do you rape a 400 pound fish that has jaws that could crush you like a beer can? If you ask me, I think Flipper liked it.

Dolphins are one of the only species that actively tries to rape things

Quote from: GearBoxClock;1858017Dolphins are one of the only species that actively tries to rape things

I hear that a lot, but I'm pretty sure it's not true. I've seen plenty of dogs humping people who are not willing.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this

My cat really does want to bone me. Occasionally he will sneak up and mount my arm. Even though he's neutered.

I looked it up, this shit has me in stitches.

QuoteI have a 3 year old cat who is neutered. Whenever he is on my lap or sitting beside me he seems to act as if he is horny. When I try to move him or tell him to stop he snaps at me and makes a funny sound, like he doesn't want me to disturb him. This seems like very unusual behaviour to me. Is there anyone who has seen this before, and is there anything i can do to fix this?

Comedy gold.

[u2]sYiUuH0LkK0[/u2]Ha ha, oh god.

Quote from:  This review is from: Wet Goddess (Paperback)This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.

Quote from: AstronautClock;1858028quote

fucking beat me to it

I dunno which is scarier, the guy who fucked the dolphin, or the fact that people are buying a book about it.

Quote from: clammo;1858129well idk some people are attracted to cartoons so anything is possible

Quote from: HyundaiClock;1858002i fucking love ecco

Don't you mean "I love fucking Ecco"?

Fuck I'm buying it.

Shits probably collectible.

^:fap:

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It says "DO NOT REPOST", thief!

Please let's not get into another argument about the permissibility posting of non-hardcore drawn erotic material in General Discussion please

The relationship with the dolphin began after a series of misunderstanding regarding the term "blow-hole"

Quote from: Kombucha;1858134Don't you mean "I love fucking Ecco"?

...shit

did you guys go through those photos under the article of other animals in the news.

that orangutan is chill as fuck