I've been getting pretty deeply into astrology readings lately to the point where I have alot of people coming to me to have their charts read even though I am by no means a professional and do not charge money. As a whole though, I'm very aware of the fact that astrology is still largely considered a "fantasy-science" (like so many "esoteric" schools unfortunately) and has a terrible reputation due especially to newspaper horoscopes and other general and inaccurate "Sun-Sign" based readings.

The more I study astrology the more it becomes evidently extremely elaborate, complicated and sophisticated. It not only amazes but also bewilders me that ancient cultures were able to understand and chart so much of our galaxy without any modern scientific equipment. You can spend eight years in a University for this stuff and even then only understand it on a mundane level. I am certainly a neophyte at best.

So in an effort to spread awareness that astrology is not a total hoax I will be sending anyone interested a basic overview** of their birth chart. This interpretation will be incomparably more accurate than anything you will read in a newspaper. A newspaper only considers your sun sign (therefore 1 in 12 people would be the same) but these interpretations will include many more (completely required) factors such as the other planets. Without at least the sun, moon and rising sign you simply cannot get a clear energetic interpretation for a personality.

**These readings will be interpreted by a computer. At the moment I do not have the free-time to do deeper chart readings which take me several hours per person. (and are aimed at "uncovering and making aware the wounds caused in childhood that restrict us from our full potential." I usually use this tool in a type of psychological counseling following the work of Carl Jung and so far people have responded positively beyond my expectations. )

If you are interested I need the following: birthday / birth time / birth place
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weenie roast : PM this information to SirClock and please refrain from posting sensitive private information publicly
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Please specify if you want your information sent privately in a message, some people don't want to have their personal (and not always glamorous) traits revealed. Otherwise I will post it here so other people can see the format.

I think it's a load of bs, so prove me wrong
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also omg "Blob" is canadian? i didnt think he could get worse and then bam there he goes

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I tried to capture my aura in the photo, did I do alright? Can you see my chakras? I'm new to palm readings.

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1914721I think it's a load of bs, so prove me wrong

You are most likely a Sagittarius-Rising (in the time-frame you gave me) but if you were born closer to six you are a Capricorn-Rising instead. It would be easy to discern because a Sagittarius-Rising has high energy, exuberance, compulsiveness (or at least is attracted to that) where as a Capricorn-Rising is cautious and self-contained. I will send you both interpretations anyways.

Natal Chart
Sagittarius-Rising General Interpretation
Capricorn-Rising General Interpretation
General Life Themes

Also. Keep in mind when your reading these you often have to put all the pieces together like a puzzle. Thats why people get paid to do this and computers only are partially helpful. There may be some information that contradicts, however, people also tend to have contradictions in themselves. My advice to you to help you interpret is to see what level of your personality things occur on. You may have a Moon heavily receiving influence from Pluto making your emotions powerful and seemingly uncontrollable and yet have a Capricorn Sun and rising making you appear cool and calmed on the outside. This aspect could even mean that you aren't aware of your emotions at all. You will have to do some discerning yourself, but if you are unclear or confused about something or if something seems downright inaccurate you may let me know and I will quickly see if I can spot the reason for confusion. I will be honest if there's something beyond me, that happens too.

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Quote from: PatriotClock;1914724~

Patriot, such a warm-hearted and caring person although your family gets to see the most of your fiery side? :P (just on a glance)

Natal Chart
General Interpretation
General Life Themes

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You have an incredibly strong will / determination and a tendency to be very subjective (and possibly obsessive). Try not to be too hard on yourself, lighten up and you will remove not only your own limitations but those you put on others. (just on a glance)

Natal Chart
General Overview
General Life Themes

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Quote from: AlbinoClock;1914739~~

Albino, you're a complicated person aren't you? :P You have some potent Scorpio energy which is always mysterious and powerful. May explain your strong creative sense and interest in the inner-working of man. Strong interest in psychology / philosophy is certainly indicated. (just on a glance)


Natal Chart
General Overview
General Life Themes

You can learn a lot about somebody if you just know where and when they were born.

(not to dump on this thread or accuse sirclock of anything; I'm just saying be careful)

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You have the common Mars-in-Cancer issue of being non-confrontational. Don't let yourself be a doormat! You need to build confidence and be direct in explaining your needs to others. (just on a glance)

Natal Chart
General Overview
General Life Themes

Quote from: VCRClock;1914746You can learn a lot about somebody if you just know where and when they were born.

(not to dump on this thread or accuse sirclock of anything; I'm just saying be careful)

I mean, we all have facebook so if you're going to consider this "risky" I'd like to remind you that all your personal information is being sold to Google and Facebook and all the nasty crooks that own us and the rest of the world.

Quote from: SirClock;1914749I mean, we all have facebook so if you're going to consider this "risky" I'd like to remind you that all your personal information is being sold to Google and Facebook and all the nasty crooks that own us and the rest of the world.

I'm totally aware of the privacy issues concerning Google and Facebook. It's a sacrifice I'm not actually all that happy to make.

I may share my birthdate with people I know personally, but I don't mention my place of birth or the hour I was born, especially not all in the same location.

I was hoping that would wind up being accurate but it wasn't. I'll PM you my actual information.

A bunch of the stuff in the major life themes was pretty accurate. Not the natal report. Nice bit about skepticism you worked in there though.
 
So how much of this do you write and what do you base it on?

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1914754A bunch of the stuff in the major life themes was pretty accurate. Not the natal report. Nice bit about skepticism you worked in there though.
 
So how much of this do you write and what do you base it on?

So... who's info did you send me then?
I'm not writing any of this, it is all computer generated which is why it requires your own discernment to piece it all together. It takes me hours to do a single person's chart. The chart you sent out was the most spread out (which is good usually because it may indicate balance) so it would be the most difficult to discern.

Also if you do not have the exact birth time you are bound to get innacurate information. You may have a fairly good idea of the planets in the zodiac (the actual influencing energy) but the houses (the areas and channels the energy flows through) will not be.

My ass's info. I was expecting that I'd get an analysis that more or less described me based on what you already know about me, and that seems to pretty much be what I got.