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E3 2013 - Hayter's gone, Nintendo forgot, and i'm left with an Xbone.

Farted by NintendoClock, June 06, 2013, 03:51:32 PM

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AbbaZabaClock

Quote from: how you call the super smash bros series "brawl".
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buttplug

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1950664They need a ridiculous character nobody wanted every game. Melee had Mr Game and Watch, Brawl had Rob. And we grew to love them in time.

at least this one's a chick with yoga pants and a midriff

Wii Fit trainer x Zero Suit Samus OTP

NintendoClock

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This is probably the best E3 in years in terms of sheer laughs.

buttplug

Quote from: NintendoClock;1950712[U2]jzmVcasl3ZU[/U2]

This is probably the best E3 in years in terms of sheer laughs.

Wow that's fucking bad

SoBe Clock

Quote from: NintendoClock;1950712This is probably the best E3 in years in terms of sheer laughs.

Blocked by Viacom, what did I miss?

NintendoClock

Quote from: SoBe Clock;1950715Blocked by Viacom, what did I miss?

Basically Mattricks response to the online DRM check is, if you don't like it, get an xbox 360 and stick with it. It's an offline console.

EDIT: Video is back up. Rumor has it MS tried to get it pulled or something.

FamineClock

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1950704Famine, I dislike you, and also how you call the super smash bros series "brawl".

As I mentioned before, I am have a certain level of dyslexia, names are hard for me to distinguish so for me that entire line of worlds just moshes togheter. Super smash, brawl, etc.

I've played them all and I love the series as I said, I have a nintendo fanboy friend who's bought all the consoles but apart from mario kart and smash there has been no games for the Wii that we could play or enjoy as a group. Whilst our xbox360 had some nice games like Alan wake that you could enjoy watching one person play or a lot of coop games like Gear of war, halo etc.

For me I'd very much like to play the next brawl as well but the lack of third party games just makes the Wii U unable to be worth the cost for us.
I mean fuck sake we had to buy Wii controls to play new Super mario 4 player coop because they didn't make the old controllers backwards compatible. That's not very kind to consumers and undermines my trust to the company.

Quote from: SoBe Clock;1950695Okay well I couldn't disagree with this post more but I'll humor it. I'd like to address this part specifically. To claim that Nintendo games aren't games just because you don't like them is stupid and lends your point no weight. Anyone who knows me knows I'm an avid PC gamer, but PC simply does not have equivalent games to a lot of Nintendo's offerings, let alone 8 dollar versions that are more innovative.

The closest thing the PC has to Zelda is Darksiders. While Darksiders is definitely good, it's not more innovative by any means, and "cooler" is debatable.

PC has a lot of platformers and action platformers through the indie games scene, so you could probably find games similar to Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario Bros and 2D Metroid games pretty easily, but PC really has nothing like Mario Galaxy at all, nor anything like Metroid prime unless you use a scattershot approach like saying "gravity based platformer" and "atmospheric FPS."

Closest thing PC has to Smash Brothers? Not really anything. I would not call Street Figher, nor the upcoming releases of Skullgirls or Mortal Kombat similar.

Closest thing PC has to Mario Kart? Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing.... wooo.

Pikmin? Overlord but that series sucks.

Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Luigi's mansion? Nope.

It wouldnt be hard to find PC equivalents to Fire Emblem.

PC has a lot of innovation on it and an incredible library of games. But of all the things the PC has, there's no library of games quite like Nintendo's.

I will admit it was a broad statement which is why I apologized in advance.
But as I mentioned in above text, Mario kart and brawl do not make justice to buy a console for me.

Pikmin/Pokemon/animalcrossing(wut...)/etc are for me quite childish games I've never enjoyed. If you enjoy them all power to you.

Fire Emblem I agree because that's actually a cool series I wish I could play. So we're up to 3 games now. Still not enough for me.



One of my earliest gaming memory is playing Zelda on supernintendo, as well as super mario. This still makes me sad because I'd like to enjoy them but I'd much rather see them try something new, fresh, I mean there's a reason the timeline in Zelda is fucked up because they're trying to make it serious whilst adding more and more shit. Whilst mario has done the smart design choice of just ignoring any serious story at all.
Which is why for me it becomes as appealing as Modern shooter warfighter 5 after a while because they all just blurr togheter.

Now I know I'd have fun playing Super mario galaxy but I'd have fun doing a lot other stuff for less money it'd cost me, whilst I wouldn't feel betrayed by a company I used to think was a great asset to the gaming community.


This all boils down to taste in the end. But I'll be a bit arrogant and say that I do think the broader population of gamers and gaming communities would agree that Ps4 is the console for this generation. Whilst if Wii was your console of choice then I don't think much has changed for you but I guess that is what those people want as well.


EDIT: Also I watched those Xbox Done videos just before coming here, was gonna post em. I don't get who is handeling public affairs at Microsoft.

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Quote from: FamineClock;1950726As I mentioned before, I am have a certain level of dyslexia, names are hard for me to distinguish so for me that entire line of worlds just moshes togheter. Super smash, brawl, etc.

I've played them all and I love the series as I said, I have a nintendo fanboy friend who's bought all the consoles but apart from mario kart and smash there has been no games for the Wii that we could play or enjoy as a group. Whilst our xbox360 had some nice games like Alan wake that you could enjoy watching one person play or a lot of coop games like Gear of war, halo etc.

Are you saying that Wii has no multi player? And no good single person games? Okay, that's it. You have to be trolling man.
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FamineClock

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1950727Are you saying that Wii has no multi player? And no good single person games? Okay, that's it. You have to be trolling man.

It has the most multiplayer games, but not the kind I enjoy. Mariokart is fun for like 20 minutes of play then I want something else. Super brawl is the same thing, after a while it's the same old same old feeling.

The singleplayer games is severely lacking compared to the other consoles. Both graphical and story for me. JRPG's don't count on the case that it isn't fun to watch someone play those whilst it's still fun to watch friends play a game that is fastpaced and have a story.

For me the Wii lacks in almost every regard compared to the other consoles to the point that I'd never buy one, but I don't mind my friend buying one. Wii U just feels like the same but by now it's getting old.

SilverClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1950574I love how I forgot how much Fallout borrows from Mad Max, so the entire time I watched that Mad Max game trailer I was hyped for Fallout 4 and was sure that was a vault-dweller, only to be horribly disappointed.
Excuse you, Mad Max is super awesome and way better than another Bethesda Fallout game. It's also being made by the guys who did Just Cause and Just Cause 2. I can't wait to be running around an open world game as Mad Max. I'm even more excited about Mad Max: Fury Road coming out next year. It's nice to see the dev's aren't making a movie cash in as well.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950676i wasnt excited about bf4 before but now I REALLY AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950542dice always delivers, so pumped for this and me2
Don't get so pumped just yet. Battlefield 4 is exactly the same as Battlefield 3. Right before E3 someone leaked Multiplayer alpha-build screenshots. It now has microtransactions and almost all of the models are directly from BF3. Not to mention they're still in alpha staged of development when the game releases in four months. Harsh.
Quote from: Thor;1950578For those not in the know, the Xboner is going to cost $499
Sony wins this generation
Quote from: Buttplug;1950580Yeah, but which one has Blast Processing?
PS4 might not have Blast Processing, but at least it's cheaper and doesn't have HAL watching you masturbate 24/7.
Wait, that actually sounds pretty fun...

Quote from: FamineClock;1950729It has the most multiplayer games, but not the kind I enjoy. Mariokart is fun for like 20 minutes of play then I want something else. Super brawl is the same thing, after a while it's the same old same old feeling.

The singleplayer games is severely lacking compared to the other consoles. Both graphical and story for me. JRPG's don't count on the case that it isn't fun to watch someone play those whilst it's still fun to watch friends play a game that is fastpaced and have a story.

For me the Wii lacks in almost every regard compared to the other consoles to the point that I'd never buy one, but I don't mind my friend buying one. Wii U just feels like the same but by now it's getting old.
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SilverClock

Quote from: Thor;1950610Alright, I was hoping that Killer Instinct would be awesome, but now my hopes are shattered
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/06/11/killer-instinct-is-a-fun-free-to-play-xbox-one-launch-game
On release, ALL CHARACTERS except for ONE will be locked, and you have to buy each individual character... what the fuck is this crap?
It's also being made by Double Helix, not Rare. Double Helix are franchise killers. Also it's on Xbox One.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1950654Wii Fit Trainer in smash bros what the hell hahahahaha.
I was quite upset until I saw the video. Then I laughed my lungs out. Amazing.
Quote from: Thor;1950659Nintendo isn't doing anything great, they're just not fucking up as bad as Sony and Microsoft are.
Nintendo definitely had the best presentation of the big three at E3 this year. That said, I'm probably going to buy a PS4 and Wii U both some time in the future.
Nintendo is doing fantastic, actually. Outside of the Wii U being in a sale's slump that is. I think that has to do with the whole brand recognition and lack of software, though. 3DS continues to sell like gangbusters and they just build a massive new HQ in Japan so all their departments can finally be under the same roof.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1950662Nintendo will never redeem themselves in my eyes until they put the shoe back in mario
Consider them redeemed, then. They showed Mario and Luigi piloting shoes in the Mario 3D Worlds trailer.


Phew, alright. I'm all caught up on events. I also preordered a Playstation 4. As soon as the Wii U gets more games out there, I'd love to pick one of those up as well. Microsoft is... well, they're dead to me. As soon as I possibly can I'm cancelling my Xbox Live membership with them. I believe it'll be after I finish playing GTA V to death. Unfortunately I have to renew in August, so I'll still have to pay for another year or find one of them 2 month free cards. I can cancel afterwards by just choosing not to renew, so I suppose I'll still have it to play any 360 games or Arcade titles if they manage to put any out in 2014. I doubt it, though.
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Thor

Right now there are some games I want on the Wii but I can't actually think of any games I'm looking forward to on the Wii U except for the new smash bros. I guess I'll just get a used wii instead.

EDIT:

Meanwhile, in the E3 parking lot


Cops called to shut down Ouya (real article)
Homeless invade ouya parking lot booth (parody article)

I feel kind of bad for the Ouya.
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miracle fruit

Quote from: SilverClock;1950731Don't get so pumped just yet. Battlefield 4 is exactly the same as Battlefield 3. Right before E3 someone leaked Multiplayer alpha-build screenshots. It now has microtransactions and almost all of the models are directly from BF3. Not to mention they're still in alpha staged of development when the game releases in four months. Harsh.

nah bro if youve played bf3 or any battlefield game ever you'd know it has nothing even close to siege of shanghai. that shit looks unbelievable. i couldnt care less about leaked and probably fake alpha graphics taken from bf3

SilverClock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950739nah bro if youve played bf3 or any battlefield game ever you'd know it has nothing even close to siege of shanghai. that shit looks unbelievable. i couldnt care less about leaked and probably fake alpha graphics taken from bf3

I've played every Battlefield. All I saw was a staged demo for Battlefield 3.5. Here are the leaked Xbox One alpha multiplayer images since you don't believe me.

 Oh, and before you say again that it's fake and made in Battlefield 3 you should notice that it's the same map they showed off in their multiplayer demo at E3. I wonder how modders from Battlefield 3 remade that Battlefield 4 map from scratch before they ever knew it existed? Hell. I want to know how they modded anything, since EA and DICE has made modding their games a bannable offense.

Feel free to keep eating whatever EA tries to force down your throat, "bro." I thought you would have got tired of it after they charged you $60 dollars for Premium DLC to Battlefield 3. Luckily you can buy premium content again as well as pay microtransactions to unlock your weapons early now.
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"i couldnt care less about alpha graphics" means i couldnt care less about them, stop rambling about shit i dont care about you fucking butthurt idiot. im going to buy this game and i hope you get really upset about it

Slurpee

are we fighting about video games in here?

let me tell you something,

miracle fruit

in my defense i was just spreading happiness and goodwill until debbie the downer  started shitting all over my battlefield 4 party and flaunting his erection for everything EA

FamineClock

Calm down lads, it's all love and videogames. All comes down to taste and personal preference anyway.

Quote from: Thor;1950738Cops called to shut down Ouya (real article)
Homeless invade ouya parking lot booth (parody article)

I feel kind of bad for the Ouya.

What's that? :O Never heard of it.


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I've had some livestreams in the background during the day, there's some really cool games coming out. "The Crew" looks pretty damn cool and I usually hate realistic/non-combat racing games. But tuning in to a esport event where they race from coast to coast or clan vs clan could be really cool.
Also God of war fighting DLC (free) looks pretty sexy for watching events on stream.

SilverClock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950741"i couldnt care less about alpha graphics" means i couldnt care less about them, stop rambling about shit i dont care about you fucking butthurt idiot. im going to buy this game and i hope you get really upset about it

You tard, it's not about graphics. It's about the fact they're still in the alpha stage for multiplayer four months away from release. It'll probably be just as buggy as BF3 was at launch. So sorry that I tried to keep you from buying shoddy and inferior products. You have shown me the error of my ways. I will buy three copies and send EA my lunch money.

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1950743in my defense i was just spreading happiness and goodwill until debbie the downer  started shitting all over my battlefield 4 party and flaunting his erection for everything EA
No idea how you got "flaunting my erection for everything EA" out of what I said. EA publishes the BF series, and they're also the ones that forced DICE to put out crap instead of letting them develop at their own pace. Thanks to EA, BF is now a yearly series just like COD. They've burned me one too many times for me to pop any sort of boner for them.
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Quote from: FamineClock;1950744Calm down lads, it's all love and videogames. All comes down to taste and personal preference anyway.


 
What's that? :O Never heard of it.


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I've had some livestreams in the background during the day, there's some really cool games coming out. "The Crew" looks pretty damn cool and I usually hate realistic/non-combat racing games. But tuning in to a esport event where they race from coast to coast or clan vs clan could be really cool.
Also God of war fighting DLC (free) looks pretty sexy for watching events on stream.

Will you please just get out