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Farted by DeadTreeClock, June 25, 2013, 10:26:34 AM

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AMPM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1954845Oh man, I used to love that and watch it every day at dinner when I was a kid.

I kinda have a funny story about that show, and by that i mean, its funny to me but i dont know if i'll be able to make it funny

I used to lie to shit when I was a kid, and my six year old lies of saying I've been to Donkey Kong Country turned into seven year old lies of "Theres a donkey kong country show" and my mom was going "No, Jordan, there isn't" "I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE SEEN IT" and then right around the time Fox Family came on, and that fucking show started it's intro, I went screaming and running to get my mom to turn the channel, and she flips the channel and it's the fucking donkey kong country show, and I'm like "HA! I TOLD YOU YOU WASN'T LYING!" and she's like "Jordan...I KNOW WHAT GOES ON TV, I WATCH TV, TOO. THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE, IT'S A NEW SHOW." and I STILL didn't back down, i was like "NO, NO, THIS IS THE SHOW I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL ALONG"

okay thats the end of the story

DeadTreeClock

Oh my god, I remember these terrible CGI cartoons. They all looked like they were made by dressing up rubber chickens and shaking them in front of a camera.

Quote from: CupClock;1954846I kinda have a funny story about that show, and by that i mean, its funny to me but i dont know if i'll be able to make it funny

I used to lie to shit when I was a kid, and my six year old lies of saying I've been to Donkey Kong Country turned into seven year old lies of "Theres a donkey kong country show" and my mom was going "No, Jordan, there isn't" "I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE SEEN IT" and then right around the time Fox Family came on, and that fucking show started it's intro, I went screaming and running to get my mom to turn the channel, and she flips the channel and it's the fucking donkey kong country show, and I'm like "HA! I TOLD YOU YOU WASN'T LYING!" and she's like "Jordan...I KNOW WHAT GOES ON TV, I WATCH TV, TOO. THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE, IT'S A NEW SHOW." and I STILL didn't back down, i was like "NO, NO, THIS IS THE SHOW I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL ALONG"

okay thats the end of the story

Haha, that's great. The Boy Who Cried Donkey Kong Country.

AMPM

SHUT UP N GIMME ME MAH' MONEYS!!!

BilliardBall10

Quote from: CupClock;1954846I kinda have a funny story about that show, and by that i mean, its funny to me but i dont know if i'll be able to make it funny

I used to lie to shit when I was a kid, and my six year old lies of saying I've been to Donkey Kong Country turned into seven year old lies of "Theres a donkey kong country show" and my mom was going "No, Jordan, there isn't" "I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE SEEN IT" and then right around the time Fox Family came on, and that fucking show started it's intro, I went screaming and running to get my mom to turn the channel, and she flips the channel and it's the fucking donkey kong country show, and I'm like "HA! I TOLD YOU YOU WASN'T LYING!" and she's like "Jordan...I KNOW WHAT GOES ON TV, I WATCH TV, TOO. THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE, IT'S A NEW SHOW." and I STILL didn't back down, i was like "NO, NO, THIS IS THE SHOW I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL ALONG"

okay thats the end of the story
HAHAHAHAHA, that's hillarious! congrats on you for disguising a lie into a possible truth, and also congrats on your mother for not falling for it, by doing research.

that was a great and a cute story, congrats man.
Quote from: TreeClock;1954888Oh my god, I remember these terrible CGI cartoons. They all looked like they were made by dressing up rubber chickens and shaking them in front of a camera.

Haha, that's great. The Boy Who Cried Donkey Kong Country.
indeed, but back in my days, those crappy 3-D's looked like the best animation ever.
how wrong i was.
(tho, i still believe that many old 3-D cartoons are still good, and classics, like the toy story 1 still rock s, despite the fact that some people i know called it ''too old, and very basic 3-D'')
Quote from: CupClock;1954906SHUT UP N GIMME ME MAH' MONEYS!!!
now now, brain snail, that's not how we ask money from an old friend.
that's how we do.

''please pay us the money my good sir....''

''...or we will send flounderman at your house.''

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

SilverClock

My old friends never stole $1,000 from me.
I am a sexy bitch!
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!!![/COLOR]BRAND-SPANKIN\' OLD SNIGGLEBOOTS FLASH!WATCH IT TODAY!!!!

AMPM

Yeah, i think those are called old fuckheads I used to know

BilliardBall10

Quote from: SilverClock;1954997My old friends never stole $1,000 from me.
if you didnt understand the tone of sarcasm that i used in this sentence:
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1954945now now, brain snail, that's not how we ask money from an old friend.
that's how we do.

''please pay us the money my good sir....''

''...or we will send flounderman at your house.''
then, im afraid your sense of humour is slightly off.

hmm

tree should pay btw

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

VirusClock

.

BoulderClock

What money????


And also, food doesn't need to be on a table for you to eat it you bimbo.

SilverClock

And then Tree never came back.
I am a sexy bitch!
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!!![/COLOR]BRAND-SPANKIN\' OLD SNIGGLEBOOTS FLASH!WATCH IT TODAY!!!!

DWARFINATORclock

the boy who stole $1100

DeadTreeClock

I had two job interviews this week, and have at least two more next week, so things are looking up for me as far as my ability to actually do something about this in a reasonable timeframe, and that is all I care about right now.

Even though there are some people who want to see me actually stick aroundmake Flash etc. I will only be able to think about that once I have another job. Like I said before, I'm not going anywhere, but work is the only thing I can focus on right now.

pop-tart

What kind of jobs are you applying for?

VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

buttplug

Why are we giving tree attention

just close the thread and ban him already.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: Buttplug;1956123Why are we giving tree attention

just close the thread and ban him already.

1) because we need the money back.

2) if we ban him, we should at least do it in a way taht will give us an equivallent of 1100$ os satisfaction. ideas?

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

EnglishClock

Hey it's treeclock's birthday today.

We should all pitch in and give him $1100 as a present.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

pop-tart


EvilBeanClock

whoa this apology is really good

BilliardBall10

Quote from: EnglishClock;1956158Hey it's treeclock's birthday today.

We should all pitch in and give him $1100 as a present.

lets ''buy'' for him a flash tribute instead, sir.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.