I'm pretty tight with Santa.

Write him a letter I'll get him to respond

Santa what exactly is your deal with Jews

Santa, please just give us some sign my brother's still alive. We'll pay the ransom, we just need to know

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on October 19, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
Santa what exactly is your deal with Jews

i'd like to know this now too

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on October 19, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
Santa what exactly is your deal with Jews

Oh ho ho!
When Santa first started his philanthropic career, he tried to give presents to a family of jews, and next thing I know, the whole town is chasing me with pitchforks!  My belly shook so much it was like a bowl full of some kind of thing!
So I decided I wasn't going to try that again.  OH HO HO!

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on October 19, 2017, 10:23:15 PM
Santa, please just give us some sign my brother's still alive. We'll pay the ransom, we just need to know

HO HO HO!
I've sent you a finger in the mail!  You can see it's fresh!
Leave the money by your chimney tonight and he gets to keep the rest!  Ho ho ho!

santa, is it ok if I like boys that look like girls? P.s. those were the expensive name brand cookies so help me out here.

Quote from: Kodiakclock on October 21, 2017, 01:11:31 AM
santa, is it ok if I like boys that look like girls? P.s. those were the expensive name brand cookies so help me out here.

OH hooooo!
Santa needs loving too!

I think Santa is implying that he is a boy that looks like a girl