It was pretty much exactly ‘Beer: The Beer’ as you said, which is probably the best outcome of a microbrewery novelty beer I was just hoping for a hint of a coffee flavour, which is why I said it was perfectly average and somewhat disappointing. I’m no authority on beer by any measure, I tend to drink rum more than anything else, which is why I was hesitant to upload that video.

I’m not sure if that was really directed at me but yeah If you want to send me shit, I’ll make a video about it. Worst case scenario, it turns out like that one.

Quote from: RobClock on April 02, 2019, 05:41:30 PM
I’m not sure if that was really directed at me but yeah If you want to send me shit, I’ll make a video about it. Worst case scenario, it turns out like that one.

Oh yes, I meant I like listening to people say "microbrewery" but got distracted by the important thought about getting a custom engraved cereal review

if you get tinder plus you can swipe through all of Bismarck, ND and Pierre, SD in less than five minutes

I actually have a line of microbrews. I piss in half drunk storebrand beer out of dumpsters and relabel it as "Uncle Flounderman's Old Tyme Amber Ale". You'll go blind and die after half a bottle.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 31, 2019, 12:41:09 PM
FLOUNDERMAN

https://lifehacker.com/amazon-prime-members-can-get-12-months-of-nintendo-swit-1833692949

I don't use amazon enough to justify buying prime. comment section says I gotta get a twitch prime account too. I definitely can't justify that. paying money to watch other people play video games sounds like a surreal kind of hell.  I do miss smash online though. laggy or not.

I did not read, but I can assure you those commenters are retards. You need a twitch account. If you have amazon prime, it becomes a twitch prime account. BUT OH. Nevermind, then.

If you're gonna review beers you should really pour them in a glass instead of drinking from a can. Allow a bit of head to form when you pour it to get the aromatics out.  Anyway, my microbrew recommendation at the moment is Sunriver Cocoa Cow Chocolate Milk Stout. Good luck finding that.

the only microbrews i'd recommend were so micro they only made one glass so don't bother you can't get any

Yeah, "the novelty" of it is basically what it boils down to in re most craft beers. I've been to a lot of bars and tried a lot of beers and my (very hit-and-miss) theory is: the cooler the name, the shittier the taste. Like it's (sorta) cool (I guess?) to shout "Get me a Raging Bitch!" at a waiter and then there's the Hunter S. Thompson quotes and Steadman art and whatever and you're like yeah but it's bitter and kind of unpleasant (which in this particular case suits the whole gimmick and I actually like the beer in a masochistic way, bad example). Anyway you're better off ordering any random Belgian Trappist or German Weizen. (As to the availability of those in your local establishment or convenience store I dunno?) Like you read a menu at some bar and it says "Maisel's Weisse" and you're like "Why should I care about your boring beer Bon Jovi?" and then you order it anyway and after one sip you know that Maisel is in fact the name of the god of beer brewing.

That said, my palate is gutter-tier and I have no problem putting away cans of the cheapest Beer: The Beer dog shit at home.

In fact I'm gonna get on that right now.

Beer: The Beer Metallic Taste Edition at two euro fifty a sixer.

Quote from: RenegadeClock on April 03, 2019, 10:09:39 AM
If you're gonna review beers you should really pour them in a glass instead of drinking from a can. Allow a bit of head to form when you pour it to get the aromatics out.

yeah it was fairly off the cuff and i realized that just about half a second after i took the first sip but didnt want to verbally acknowledge it for sake of looking like i hadnt considered it previously or run and get a pint glass because then i would have had to do video editing which i ended up doing anyways but listen man anything i do is amateur hour garbage and i will never deny that

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 02, 2019, 07:41:02 PM
Oh yes, I meant I like listening to people say "microbrewery" but got distracted by the important thought about getting a custom engraved cereal review

The Disney Princess cereal I did a video on was sent to me by a friend from North Carolina. Send it my way and I will gladly record myself eating it and post it on the internet like the cheap whore i am.

Gonna go see SHAZAM tonight. Been looking forward to it for ages and the word of mouth has been very positive so I’m excited.

I want a device that's like a cassette player but instead of moving a tiny tape from one reel to the next at a respectable speed, it moves an entire roll of toilet paper as fast as possible


i want this device and i want to squat on it and wipe my ass with an entire roll of tp in like two seconds after all this god damned ass mustard i've produced from walking around all goddamned day in two shirts and black pants



the hell was I thinking

I admire the imagery but that sounds like an express ticket to rug burn town

It’s 8:45 and I’m here for the 9:30 showing of Shazam, and I’m the only one waiting in the queue outside the theatre. It would be slightly less embarrassing if I wasn’t also standing in front of the poster for DUMBO but I feel like the universe is just rubbing it in.

sha's ham

I had way too much ass mustard to get a burn back then



it was a simpler time in my life

What's ass mustard? It half sounds like you took a diarrhea shit in your pantaloons. But I'm not sure how wearing black pants and two shirts would cause that? Is it a fat guy thing? Have you secretly been a fat guy this whole time? Or is it like swamp ass? Or is it a mixture of swamp ass moisture with an improperly wiped asshole and heat and it creates a mustard type texture? Glazed mustard butt crust. Is that it? You should really wipe better. I wipe and wipe and wipe till I bleed.

I was watching a Youtube video of someone drummin' real good and I glanced over the comments and it said the name "Vinnie Colaiuta" which I remembered from the song Catholic Girls off of Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage. At some point in the song the character Mary says that name. Turns out it's the name of the drummer on that album. He was only 22 or 23 at the time of recording. Imagine how good you have to be to drum for Zappa. Well, this good apparently:
[u2]bpTUXEM1DEY[/u2]

(Like it wasn't already apparent from Joe's Garage but uhhh...)

Quote from: RobClock on April 05, 2019, 06:48:15 PM
It’s 8:45 and I’m here for the 9:30 showing of Shazam, and I’m the only one waiting in the queue outside the theatre. It would be slightly less embarrassing if I wasn’t also standing in front of the poster for DUMBO but I feel like the universe is just rubbing it in.

This is why I only go to theaters with assigned seating now. You can show up the exact moment when the movie starts, or even later if you don't care about watching trailers.