Alright so apparently if you break something in the thoracic region, you’re not supposed to feel anything. Guess I’m not Bruce Willis after all. Still some scary shit, though.

I am Thoracic, God of Thunder

I can't get an MRI because I have ferrous metal embedded in my skull
I'm constantly living with kind of a low background radiation of fear that I'm going to lose consciousness for one reason or another and the emergency treatment I recieve is going to explode my head

Get a tattoo of some kind of warning

just shave your head and Agent 47 it, so they don't miss the note. Never know what part of your body will get blown off







HOLY SHIT IF I MAKE A PUNK/METAL BAND CALLED DNR TEENAGERS WILL GET IT TATTOOED ON THEIR BODIES AND THwait that's pretty bad

Quote from: Slurpee on December 06, 2019, 03:56:19 PM
I can't get an MRI because I have ferrous metal embedded in my skull

it's funny when you turn safe search off on duckduckgo images because you search for "mom's plate pete & pete" and if you scroll just a little too far down you get



which I guess means porn sites are still a step ahead of the SEO game

Do they have to be? I feel like if someone was looking for chipmunks porn, they'd just search for chipmunks porn

Quote from: VCRClock on December 06, 2019, 07:19:18 PM

it was a plate actually! between the ages of 2 and 6
they removed the plate, but some of the things that were holding it in place, the bone had grown over them and it would have done more damage to take them out so they just left them

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 06, 2019, 07:31:58 PM
Do they have to be? I feel like if someone was looking for chipmunks porn, they'd just search for chipmunks porn

that's Goof Troop you philistine!

stick it in the goofer pooper

speaking of weird cartoon porn showing up in searches, I stumbled on one of those sites that's clearly a sexual fetish but the fetish is so abstract that it technically doesn't count as porn



and this is how I learned Rick & Morty season 4 started

It is now how I've learned season 4 started



The other example that springs to mind is streamer feet wikis. There are more than one, I think. Youtubers I like occasionally bring it up and say "yeah, I'm on it"

[u2]QsGWJhqFsjw[/u2].

I WAS FEELIN

REAL BAD

SO I ASKED THE FAMILY DOCTOR JUST WHAT I HAD

I SAID DOCTOR

DOCTOR

MR. M.D.

DOCTOR

CAN YOU TELL ME