I've been doing this running gag of posting about local elections nobody could possibly give a shit about for 12 years

Quote from: Slurpee on November 04, 2008, 10:09:29 PM
I voted for Lori Hancock for state senator for the 9th state senate district

I don't think anybody has ever found it funny
let me know in the comments if you've ever found it funny

partial list of presidential candidates from the sample ballots they sent me:

"phil collins"
https://ballotpedia.org/Phil_Collins

vermin supreme
https://ballotpedia.org/Vermin_Supreme_(New_Hampshire)

ZOLTAN
https://ballotpedia.org/Zoltan_Istvan

when phil collins dies can you remember to post in the celebrity death thread but say phil coffins thanks

I'll do my best

put our service to the test

try the greyclock it's delicious

don't believe me? [dsmd][/dsmd]

is [redacted] slang for tornado

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2020, 07:02:22 PM
when phil collins dies can you remember to post in the celebrity death thread but say phil coffins thanks

RIP Mustard Tiger
1947-2013

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 03, 2020, 07:19:02 PM
is ████████ slang for tornado

man don't use a wizard's true name what the hell

billie eyelash's bond theme has the lyric "fool me once / fool me twice" and I mentally finish "fool me chicken soup with rice" literally every single time I hear it which is often because it's a good song and I've been listening to it a lot I like bond themes

lmao billie eyelash

I'm fucking stupid

Quote from: Slurpee on March 03, 2020, 07:03:29 PM
I'll do my best

andross won't have his way with me

if my vote was a groat, it would have retained the endosperm, the germ, and the bran.

but instead of that bundle of nutrients I got a sticker and a very difficult time finding the will to get out of bed this morning

why be a socialist when you could be an oatcialist

i am a brocialist in that i go to every rally meeting and wait at the end, no matter how long it takes, to be face to face with the candidate


the first one to take me up on my fist bump offer gets my vote

The contractors arrive in 30 minutes. I'm nervous as fuck, my stomach is rolling over.

First day of the rest of my life right here

Quote from: Slurpee on March 04, 2020, 03:07:01 AM
billie eyelash's bond theme has the lyric "fool me once / fool me twice" and I mentally finish "fool me chicken soup with rice" literally every single time

FUCKING
YES

look I haven't heard the billy ireland song but I rediscovered "really rosie" last year and there's a fucken album, I truly believe it's not just nostalgia for songs I probably caused my parents to play a hundred times. it's better than "tapestry." fuck you.

also going to mention "the stark reality discovers hoagy carmichael's music shop" while we're on the subject of children's albums I ride hard for; find a version with the tracks spotify's missing for plus results

Quote from: VCRClock on March 04, 2020, 10:55:27 PM
FUCKING
YES

look I haven't heard the billy ireland song but I rediscovered "really rosie" last year and there's a fucken album, I truly believe it's not just nostalgia for songs I probably caused my parents to play a hundred times. it's better than "tapestry." fuck you.

also going to mention "the stark reality discovers hoagy carmichael's music shop" while we're on the subject of children's albums I ride hard for; find a version with the tracks spotify's missing for plus results

I don't care

shit your pants then

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 05, 2020, 01:18:58 AM
shit your pants then

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