these movies have terrible direction, just the worst sense of geography, for real
I can picture the entirety of nakatomi plaza in my head, you know where every scene is in that movie just from watching it, I have almost no idea how 70% of the scenes in any of the fridays connect to another until like part 6
EXCEPT
I played the video game a lot and they did an insanely good job of piecing it together, this green building has a consistent shotgun spawn inside but the upstairs area is basically a death trap. but you have to go through the drawers to get items!!!

if anybody's reading this and has the syfy channel I think the hilarious wheelchair machete stair murder is coming up soonish

they really do that character dirty, he's super likable and the girl he's with actually likes him and they like accidentally actually get you to root for him and then they give him the most hilarious death just because he's in a wheelchair and hahaha what if we killed the guy in the wheelchair

ginny is the best friday protagonist. she deserved a better movie

baghead jason also deserved a better movie

this crystal lake public access gimmick doesn't have the courage of its convictions
they're doing tongue in cheek jokes like "contact mr. hodder with any questions" (kane hodder being the most famous person to portray jason) and that's cute
but then they're like showing an ad for a fake medical thing and they're like "we treat eye aches" and show a scene from the movie of someone getting stabbed in the eyes and that joke doesn't work because this is supposed to be an in-universe advertisement. work within your premise you corny motherfuckers. smdh no comedic craft

see, this works: a public health warning that fornicating in the woods can lead to serious injury or death

wheelchair guy is so suave
the girl asks if it's permanent and he's like "the doctor thinks so... I don't. I don't intend to be in this wheelchair for the rest of my life"
and she's like "is it just your legs? is... everything else okay?"
and he's like "on, I get around in... one way or another 😏"

also he talks and looks like a young bruce campbell

this girl is just wandering around with her pants off so the audience can watch that happening for a bit

here comes the wheelchair murder

f

I thought jason painted his nails for a second but it was just a manly thumbnail bruise

that was a really impressive tracking shot for no reason

how are there new episodes of anything with carl sagan?
he dead

why is every vin diesel vehicle so STUPID

there wasn't a Friday, June 13th, 1979
the movie came out on Friday, June 13th, 1980. they knew this.

motocross helmets look like master chief

wait


master chief looks like motocross helmets?

super weird editing- ginny warns paul there's somebody in the room, watches jason fight paul down to the floor, but responds as if paul just vanished, calling out his name and saying "answer me!" and only getting scared when jason... stands up?

it's weird how little they cuss in these movies
I would be swearing my HOLY SHIT SHE JUST HID AROUND A CORNER AND HOOFED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHA

ok you know what?
maybe jason didn't drown. maybe I was wrong, if he was undead, or, like, undead but not as undead as he was in part 6, why would he have functioning balls? that's weird

aw a rat :3