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video is private

did you mean unlisted, question mark

it was a public video from cnbc titled "DO NOT MAKE PUBLIC -JM" lol

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This is what CNBC removed;
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The original CNBC title was 'WHO Officials say Coronavirus can not be spread asymptomatically'

what about people who are only asymptomatic because they don't have the virus


can they spread it

You ever absentmindedly take a sip of orange juice, while you thought it was milk? It tastes like something else entirely. Here's a new one in the land of strange sensations:
Your eye itches so you rub it and suddenly it feels like your eye burst or something, because your fingers are full of of ocular jelly. Only it turns out to be a glob of shampoo.

Is this a known phenomenon? It seems like it would make a good experiment.

There's a blinking light of a charger in my field of vision behind the tv. When I'm engaged with what's going on on the screen, the light seems to be blinking faster than when I focus on the light itself.

Time flies when you're having fun, I guess.

sometimes I'll see two of my fingers wrapped around something that I've been absentmindedly holding for a while, and I'll try to move the one and I'll feel it move, but I don't SEE it move and I have a second of freaking out. When I realize I'm looking at my middle finger, not index finger, the sensation wears off and I can't consciously recreate it


I feel like that could be related to the same wire crossing as your milk experience

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 10, 2020, 03:28:33 PM
sometimes I'll see two of my fingers wrapped around something that I've been absentmindedly holding for a while, and I'll try to move the one and I'll feel it move, but I don't SEE it move and I have a second of freaking out. When I realize I'm looking at my middle finger, not index finger, the sensation wears off and I can't consciously recreate it


I feel like that could be related to the same wire crossing as your milk experience

Yeah definitely, it's like a split second thing. Another one is when you wrap your legs around each other in bed. After a while you might want to move, but sometimes for a split second you can't tell which leg is which.

- I see how that might have been confusing. Profit is a homophone of prophet.
- Is that the special one you use to call your boyfriend?

Because homophone is a homophone of homo phone.

I keep getting spam messages with the title set to a password I stopped using pre-2010 and they say they have a recording of me jacking off to a porn site from my webcam, and I need to pay bitcoins or they'll release it to my Facebook friends. They also say I can reply with 'Yes!' and they'll definitely send it to five of my friends as proof and that I shouldn't waste their time.


I keep replying Yes! but they never show the goods

That's why I only jerk off in a specially built room made out of chicken wire and signal jammers, with a blindfold on and a carrot up my ass. For security reasons.

You know how they say that in the future no one will be able to run for office, because everyone spent their lives on the internet. "It says here that on Friday the 26th of August 2007 at zero two hundred hours you visited the scatological granny pornsite pooptarts dot com." "I was trying to access the pop-tarts website!" "That's an awful lot of pageviews for a typo." You know, like how you probably already did the thing that will ultimately trip you up. Or maybe this will be the new revolution, everyone's a pervert, let's move on.

It could be a new section on Facebook. Jared likes: Coldplay, Harry Potter and close-up photographs of hot candle wax being dripped on flacid dongs.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 10, 2020, 04:38:09 PM
I keep getting spam messages with the title set to a password I stopped using pre-2010 and they say they have a recording of me jacking off to a porn site from my webcam, and I need to pay bitcoins or they'll release it to my Facebook friends. They also say I can reply with 'Yes!' and they'll definitely send it to five of my friends as proof and that I shouldn't waste their time.


I keep replying Yes! but they never show the goods

these are usually from one of a few big database breaches from the last ten years
instead of taking the risk of individually trying to find somebody in there who's still reusing passwords in current year and guess which other sites they used that e-mail and password combo and also hope they haven't enabled two-factor authentication (and I guess also hope it's something useful like an amazon account but not traceable like an amazon account), they just sell the entire list to anyone who wants to have a go

some enterprising programmer realized it'd be quicker to just automatically try to ransom the entire list
or more likely, some enterprising programmer realized some enterprising script kiddies would pay for a script that would automatically try to ransom the entire list

it's amusing that the ransom they went with is "I know you jack off!!!"
probably a good choice. for some reason a lot of people seem to think they're the only one who jacks off
the one I got (after their 24-hour limit had already expired because I don't check my e-mail, derp) took the time to say my preferences in porn were "incredibly weird LOL" which, first of all, rude, and secondly was my first clue that it was fake because I know what incredibly weird looks like and my preferences don't even rank

oh no, I know. I remember a couple of those lists when they went public. The myspace one was the first I recall—but yeah, I drew the same conclusions you did



still, one can hope

I don't think you guys understand how much I put into giving my full attention to 12+ simultaneous webcam streams, waiting for someone to jerk off, and then grabbing their screen so I can capture what they're jerking off to

and then you get on my case when I don't respond to your email right away. editing videos takes time, and your mom still hasn't accepted my facebook friend request!

it's really impressive that this guy could afford to hire rob as a voice actor




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