cockfight limp-dicked  [ kok-fahyt limp dik-ed ]
1. ill-prepared

"Yo Danny, did you nail your job interview?"
"No, I went into that cockfight limp-dicked."

"You totally limp-dicked that cockfight, bro!"

At first it'll be negative. Then later we can flip it and it'll mean succeeding without putting in much effort.

"Don't mind me, just limp-dicking this cockfight."

do you guys also get a whole bunch of random people following you on newgrounds and you click their name to try to figure out if you know them somehow and their profile is just wall to wall cartoon titties?
what's up with that

Quote from: Slurpee on September 01, 2020, 01:12:58 PM
do you guys also get a whole bunch of random people following you on newgrounds and you click their name to try to figure out if you know them somehow and their profile is just wall to wall cartoon titties?
what's up with that

They're not even bots either it's just the average person's use of newgrounds nowadays. Sometimes the porn artists themselves are following me and favoriting my movies.

there's no way nobody's thrown yogurt to your movies, flounder

at least one person one time

Weird, I never get youtube notifications. Apparently I left a low effort troll comment on some richard dawkins video eight years ago. I don't even remember making the comment but it's reads like something I would have done.




Hey if some guy wants a serious religious discourse with me in a youtube comment section I'll happily oblige as well as I can.



and that's probably the end of it. It sure killed a couple nonconsecutive minutes though. Had some dark chocolate reeses and home made chicken parmesan earlier too. I even saw a hummingbird. Been a decent day today. I am content.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 01, 2020, 06:35:42 PM
there's no way nobody's thrown yogurt to your movies, flounder

I make a fine hentai if I do say so myself

dangan ronpaul

me: good morning
ig record label: we put out a new record
the comments: digital/streaming for this one?
ig record label: nope
the comments: sold out already??
ig record label: in just 12 hours lol [record distributor] should still have some
me: [FURIOUSLY NAVIGATING TO RECORD DISTRIBUTOR'S WEBSITE]

being an otaku is suffering

Quote from: VCRClock on August 27, 2020, 06:28:31 PM
whoa dude

remember how we used to be like "there are no girls on the internet"

that right there is from deep in girl internet

hey here's a fun article I read recently:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/23/business/omegaverse-erotica-copyright.html

thought: this reminds me of a dumb internet slap-fight many years ago where the owner of hamster dance threatened to sue the owner of hamster death (a hamster dance parody where you can kill the hamsters)
the owner of hamster death argued, correctly, that the owner of hamster dance didn't make the music (it was from disney's robin hood) or any of the dancing hamster animations
the owner of hamster dance fired back, also correctly, that that's not how copyright works, and you can copyright works derivative of other works, you merely own the copyright to everything new that you created on top of the work that you don't own
the owner of hamster death pointed out that now the owner of hamster dance's only claim was that they owned the idea to put dancing hamster animations on a website set to a sped-up song from disney's robin hood

this was the last I heard of it, because they didn't actually sue each other, and it certainly didn't end up in a federal court, because it was the kind of thing that only matters when you're right up against it, and the second you step away, it would not, could not, follow you, and it was completely pointless and inscrutable to anybody outside of a very, very small circle of people who got themselves all sassed up because they simply refused to step away

the point being, this kind of thing used to legitimately not matter
and I think that was a world that was sane and made sense

ever do a b.o. check and your armpit smells like taco seasoning

i recently got my doctorate in 1080p watersports

do you think the pokemon episode where the s.s. anne sinks was a deliberate homage to the poseidon adventure
OR
do I just think that because there's only so much you can do on a story set in a sinking ship and also I haven't actually watched the poseidon adventure since before I was old enough to remember any of it or the pokemon episode in like at least 15 years

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 03, 2020, 10:30:10 PM
i recently got my doctorate in 1080p watersports

it was a Pee HD

Nice thread title bro props

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 04, 2020, 03:50:10 AM

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 03, 2020, 10:30:10 PM
i recently got my doctorate in 1080p watersports

it was a Pee HD

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I don't know the lyrics to psycho by post malone but my brain always turns at least one of them into "me llamo sleve mcdichael"

thought the words were "my ape peed on a cycle I wanna battle michael.."