it loses its sex appeal when people realize most of the world doesn't even want to try to pronounce Jaoquin

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 09, 2020, 11:16:06 PM
pronounce Jaoquin

"River's brother"

walking fenix

37.4% of americans believe america handled covid-19 better than clocktopia did

Quote from: VCRClock on September 09, 2020, 10:53:50 PM
I actually had no idea there was a Big Fuck-Off Valley until googling it just now

I blame the TV-making Californians who only want to show us easily stereotyped valleys

we're the most geologically diverse state in the union

california:

(we actually produce more food than any other state!)

california:

one of our 27 old growth forests

california:

beautiful Death Valley, one of the hottest places on earth

california:

native grasslands

california:

native wetlands

california:

lovely lovely pebble beach

california:

yosemite

california:

mount whitney, the highest summit in the lower 48

california:

squaw valley <3

california:

hope valley <3 <3 <3

california:

chinese men with fish valley

california:

depressing homeless encampment valley

california:

cowboys valley

if fact, if you were to visit fresno, you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd found yourself in florida


because it sucks, and is full of garbage people

the only things I know we're missing are tundra, rain forest, and bayou
we didn't get hoth or dagobah, we got the shitty casino planet instead

shameful

but I guess that doesn't matter because now everywhere is mustafar hahaha

ha ha...

uh

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I wonder what disneyland looks like

Quote from: JambaClock on September 10, 2020, 09:51:10 AM
I wonder what disneyland looks like

its right there in the post

that'd better not be the Emperor Norton Bridge

walk in shadow, move in silence, guard against extraterrestial violence

how much rtx 3080 can you put in a rice krispie before people start to notice

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 10, 2020, 03:24:05 PM
that'd better not be the Emperor Norton Bridge

it's not but you could probably really fuck with somebody by telling them it is

that is the Bidwell Bar Bridge over Lake Oroville, and the stuff that's burning that would have to be a city if it were sf or marin is basically a pretty big hill with some shrubbery

I'm back babeeeey

So...how's everyone, and where tf are my trophies

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on September 10, 2020, 03:37:14 PM
I'm back babeeeey

'eyyyyy!

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on September 10, 2020, 03:37:33 PM
So...how's everyone, and where tf are my trophies

I'm good but surrounded by fire and I don't remember but I thiiink at some point we removed the trophy system and then brought it back, you've been gone a while

Quote from: Slurpee on September 10, 2020, 03:39:24 PM

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on September 10, 2020, 03:37:14 PM
I'm back babeeeey

'eyyyyy!

oh shit, it's Slurpee! It's so cool you're around man

truly feels like coming home

see if we still did autoplays this is the part in which i'd slap a theme song in

ukranian hackers got your account and begged me to take your awards away and i asked them who the king of the portal was and they said strawberryclock so i figured they were legit and did not notice my mistake until it was too late

will sift through your ng account later when i am at home

Quote from: Slurpee on September 10, 2020, 03:42:02 PM

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on September 10, 2020, 03:37:33 PM
So...how's everyone, and where tf are my trophies

I'm good but surrounded by fire and I don't remember but I thiiink at some point we removed the trophy system and then brought it back, you've been gone a while

oh yeah, I remember that you're from cali. I hope you're staying safe! (i'll skip the gender reveal jokes as i'm sure you've had your share of those)
yeah, it's been what, 6 years? truly a long time. some people still have trophies tho