yo and before i forget, sorry man but the last slot in my party filled. you're gonna have to simp somewhere else on memorial day

hoes in this house there's some hoes

macaroni in a pot i'm talking

wet

wet

wet

wet macaroni

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on May 30, 2021, 04:48:09 PM
wet macaroni

she did say she didn't cook

it's a disaster

EVERYONE bailed at the last second

can anyone else join?? i don't wanna go simping alone, people will think i'm a fucking LOSER

come to my neighborhood memorial day celebration

it's where all the neighborhood babes stand outside grilling and we go from house to house in Old Navy flag shirts saying "you sure can grill most girls don't even know the first thing about grilling meat" and if they're feeling polite they might give us a little slider or a half hotdog

then on July 4th it's the boys' turn to grill and technically the girls' turn to simp

i wish i could simp like a real american :'(

disclaimer: my neighborhood and its sacred memorial day tradition are fake

it's a meat based variation on japanese valentine's day

sadie hawkins day is sometimes a real thing, though its origins are in a comic strip that was published before my parents were born, so I don't know the extent to which it's still enduring

did you know the ancient egyptians didn't have a word for sluurpeeclock more like ain-tshit egyptians am i rigjht

you open the lost tomb of floundermanhotep, but find it filled with nothing but anthrax dust and yugioh cards

not a single one worth more than $0.32 on ebay. the curse of the pharaoh is terrible indeed.

"NOT PICKED OVER" MY ASS

i put them all up for auction anyway and hope ebay's new trading card bidding rules as of yesterday caused enough FUD/interest from normies that i can lie about it. the curse that keeps on cursing.

Rebels is gonna be 16 episodes? Six TEEN? more like dicks PEEN

i now retire champion of comedy

panettone? more like planet tony, eyyyy, fuhgeddaboudit

my phone has a thing where you can swipe left for news stories you'll probably be interested in



as a experiment, I have a channel on my private discord server where I have been talking about different random topics (gardening, finding pirate treasure, different kinds of playstation controllers (I don't have a playstation) what kind of business cards I like) and wouldn't you fucking know it, my phone's news thing thinks I'm interested in all of those things.



anyway highly recommend google's "pixel" phones for this coincidence. get yourself a phone as lucky as i am.

save money on trombones by learning how to play the slide whistle instead

i have decided to introduce giraffes into sequoia national park so that in a couple thousand years, assuming they do not starve, we will have giraffes with very very very long necks

plant the trees you know you won't live to something something fuck future generations with big giraffes