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PhantomCatClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on October 24, 2016, 05:15:54 AMI spent a lot longer trying to figure out where that dolphin gif came from. It's from at least four years ago; hopefully not some internet cartoon that people only watched for like a week

Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

"how much is that doggy in the window" starts with a anacrusis



you interrupted my important discovery of jewelpets: sunshine season three for your own important discovery??? p selfish ngl cringe


Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 30, 2022, 08:24:32 AM"how much is that doggy in the window" starts with a anacrusis



you interrupted my important discovery of jewelpets: sunshine season three for your own important discovery??? p selfish ngl cringe
I accept your apology

PhantomCatClock

I got a desktop notification that I was quoted by slurpee because I did not close this window, neat

RobClock

sat down at ye olde personal computer this evening and doodled up some assets with vague intent to animate




RobClock

any similarity to popsts, living or deleted, is purely coincidental


VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

somebody described me as "scrungly" and I took it in good humor but I didn't really know what that meant and then I went home and googled it and

I don't know whether to be offended by this

it's an endearing description, but... basically accurate but not in a flattering way

fellas am I scrungly???

plus there's just the general weirdness that tumblr invented a word for a type of guy that there is and somebody independently decided that I fall under it, and that I can kinda see what they're talking about

it's like if the word and concept of being "goth" didn't exist, and you're Robert Smith of the The Cure
and 34 years into your life somebody went "oh, you're so goth"
you'd be like "what? no I'm not, I'm Robert Smith of the The Cure."
then you read a definition of "goth" and you're like 😐
how did this happen

Slurpee

I didn't even know tumblr culture was still a thing but I guess it is
and the character that typifies scrungly, according to google, is paul dano's riddler from the matt reeves batman movie, whom, I would not compare myself to at all ever
but then the other examples are like...

... god damn it.
I don't know who spencer reid is but if somebody had described me as a mix of bo burnham, remus lupin, bruno madrigal, and animal from the muppets, I'd probably have been amused at the semi-accuracy. it's not quite right but it's like trying to triangulate on my position via a frankensteining of pop culture figures

the actual recipe is junkrat, otacon, john cena, impulse, lexington, gregg lee, and yoshi

Slurpee

then as I was typing all this, I thought... fuck, is this the most scrungly-guy response I could possibly have had to being called scrungly? it is, isn't it?
who googles a word used to describe them and then writes in his livejournal about it? a scrungly man, that's who. might as well just accept my fate right now. what's in store for me in my new life as a scrungly person?


*sigh*
yeah rats are cute

(I'm joking because I'm actually upset about this but not in a way that I can describe or that I feel like I have a right to complain about)

RobClock

that definition got me scrambling to find my barber's phone number

RobClock

My good chum made the unfortunate decision of depositing a good swimmer inside his girlfriend and thusly has a daughter coming along in February, so last night was his "diaper party" which is a classification of gathering I had not once heard of in my life up until about last year* and have come to a staggering level of familiarity with in the interim. Quite cheekily, it was referred to by all in attendance as his "funeral". In any case, I drank an entire quart of spiced rum over the course of about 5 hours which is a feat I have not managed in some time and more remarkably I didn't get sick either last night or this morning. Presently I'm desperately craving a cup of coffee but I genuinely fear the rot gut it would put me through.

So, the reason I'm blathering about this is that I have a niggling feeling that I'm getting too old for this shit. The shit in question being downing entire quarts of rum and losing handily at poker and beer pong. I turn 28 in a months time and it's haunting to make the realization that I may well have just gotten drunk in that same basement where I first cracked open a pint of Captain Morgan, about a decade ago, for the last time (if his girlfriend has anything to say about it, anyways)- and I'm kind of indifferent to it. I've never been one for parties, I hate going to bars, and since that point a few years ago where I was working three jobs to cover the bills while drinking myself under a table every night, I think I've done pretty well keeping that craving to kill my anxiety with alcohol in check. Is it just not fun any more? Is it that I've grown somewhat apart from my friends in terms of interest and hobby? Back in 2019 when I was arranging the Ten Sec 3 and Christmas collabs, which rolled into the god forsaken Flash Flood, I felt like I was really coming back into myself, reviving the person I think of myself as, after the aforementioned period of 3 jobs and substance reliance. Then it all got tossed when I bounced my truck off a highway divide and through no fault of my own found myself sleeping on the couch of the chum I began this diatribe with. Now, these years passed, my living situation stable, my finances in a manageable (lol) state, it feels I'm back where I was three years ago. Trying to put myself back into the things that make me happy, and finding that I'm different now than I was then, wondering If I'm too far gone to be that person again. Bringing it back around to the fucking point; Do I not want to drink anymore? Is this just a flare up of self reflective overthinking because a guy I had to coach through texting a girl who asked him out at the age of 23 is now to be the father of that same girl's child? Who shot Mr.Burns?


Anyways, this whole post didn't come together the way I thought it would but I wrote it all so I'm posting it. I'm gonna maybe animate something now



*for real, not to be dense but everyone knows about baby showers- when did male baby showers come into being? is this a new thing? it has to be, right? am i just ignorant?

PhantomCatClock

@rob: you're getting a second chance as a wiser and more experienced person to elevate your life

@slurpee: it is very scrungly of you to have an accurate label you don't understand applied and then resent it but i just reread the harry potter series and couldn't help but pay more attention to lupin this time. he's like, the only believable character and he probably wouldn't be my friend because i am not smart enough



i forgot where i was going with this

PhantomCatClock


PhantomCatClock

those were two separate thoughts. rob's cartoon does homogang.com great honour

RobClock


Slurpee

congrats on the trophy Rob

I watched and fived it on the day it were posted, but I didn't say anything because I was studying