I dreamt a monster but I don't remember what it looked like
the monster came because I tried to meet God. I wanted to ask him something really badly, and whatever I did, everybody in the world blinked out of existence. so I was wandering the greenhouse section of OSH, the misters were on like full blast and it was hard to see and I knew something was coming. part of me still hoped it might be God but the rest of me knew it was the monster
I exited to the street adjacent and was at the base of an enormous treehouse, and there was a boy inside who was in danger
the monster was big, about 8 ft tall, and it was chasing me. I climbed, and it moved by gripping hard with a giant hand and swinging its entire body around 180° and slamming into the wall, then gripping with the opposite hand, and it didn't even react to the impact of slamming its body like this, something had happened to it, its mind was gone, and it was absolutely singlemindedly determined to kill me, but for some reason I was preoccupied with protecting this kid. idk who the kid was I just felt responsible for making sure he was safe
then I woke up

dream say now you're a man

Rooster Cogburn of True Grit, not explicitly based on the appearance of either John Wayne or Jeff Bridges

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lol

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 02, 2021, 11:51:46 AM

batsune squeaku

Quote from: VCRClock on October 02, 2021, 11:37:01 AMdoes anyone k

does anyone know if there's a word or an origin for that stupid gag in the comics, usually ironic these days, where a character makes a funny and everyone goes "plop!"

apparently flip-take

phimosis of the liver

Quote from: Slurpee on March 05, 2026, 05:31:03 AM

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 02, 2021, 11:51:46 AM

was going to comment "¡plo pipo pipo plo pi plop!" or some variation of such, but then I thought "no that's a bottom tier joke." but now that the moment has passed and someone has quoted a vcrclock post containing a punchline ingredient, I want to post my joke again

we never progressed beyond popipo. that was our cultural peak as a species. the high water mark.

it was all downhill from there.

plop!

but in all seriousness the real high water mark of human culture was the invention of twix pb. the second version with the plain cookie and creamy peanut butter just wasn't the same. but you can get packs of cookies which are basically the same thing so society has managed to continue functioning.

snacks that they should just have so I can buy them. I shouldn't have to go to a special place and they shouldn't be seasonal or limited edition and they certainly shouldn't just not exist anymore they should just be there at the goddamn store you fucks
1. white fudge oreos
2. lays wavy milk chocolate potato chips
3. curry flavored lays potato chips
4. teriyaki nori IN THE LITTLE PLASTIC BOTTLE WITH THE RED SCREW-ON LID, 80 COUNT, NOT THESE TINY LITTLE BABY FUCKING HIPSTER PACKS OF GODDAMN 5 PIECES
5. zours
6. baskin robbins ice cream hard candies
7. terry's chocolate oranges

"i forged these chains on the forums," the ghost bemoaned. "each post, another link. I have seen your chains, floundermanclock. they are far longer and heavier than even mine"

only around 2000 longer and heavier

Quote from: Slurpee on March 12, 2026, 01:29:58 AM1. white fudge oreos

the best iteration of oreos. the mint fudge ones are great too.

speaking of accumulated sin I want to make more comics



I have a couple in motion I just need to hack away at them

I had a conversation once where we landed on the nonsensical japanese phrase "ikimasu desuttebayo" and every time I think of it it makes me laugh but in ways that only make sense if you, like, kind of speak some japanese but not really

desu is usually translated as "is" but it's a pretty polite way of saying it; the less polite, kinda neutral form is "da"
it's sort of like,
midorida would be "it's green"
midoridesu would be "pardon me, I may say it is green "

-ttebayo is this stupid shit naruto says that's kind of hard to describe. -tte is "even" in sort of the way snagglepuss uses it; it's in the ball park of "no matter what" "whatsoever" "even though"– that sort of thing
so "da-tte" is roughly "even is", it's putting insistent emphasis on the neutral "is", it's used both for emphasis and to insist against an anticipated counterargument.
"ba" (in this instance) is an emphasis marker, so tacking it onto datte is sort of like... if you were saying "it's green", datteba would be like saying "it's green, even, alright?" (remember, snagglepuss use of "even") or uhhh "it's green already, jeez!" etc. etc. you get it, it's insistent. unless you're annoyed and having to repeat yourself, it's kind of a bratty way to talk
naruto ends every fucking sentence with it, and also tacks on "-yo", which is another insistence marker, sometimes translated as "you know" (as in iidesune -> "it's good, isn't it?" iidesuyo -> "it's good, you know!"), it signifies information the speaker insists on or wants the listener to register. so combined, there's not really an english equivalent, but it's incredibly petulant, kinda like saying "listen to me, it's green, even, alright, seriously." or "I'm telling you, it's totally green, for real, no matter what"

ikimasu is sort of a polite "here I go"
e.g. when salt n pepa said "ikimasu ikimasu ikimasu again, girls what's my weakness? (men!)"
it's a verb meaning "to go" but if you just say "ikimasu" it's sort of assumed you mean yourself, so it does not need "da" at the end, or "desu", it would be grammatically incorrect, mixing state-of-being and action verbs, like if you said "I'm will go"


so it's just funny to string them all together because it's so obviously incorrect in a way that makes no sense. ikimasudesuttebayo is something like "ah, pardon me'st, sir, let's fucking proceed is, I'm saying, listen!" but if the meaning of that sentence were somehow very clearly "here I go"

hope you all find ways to welcome 行きますですってばよ into your lives