Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockOh wait I misread it he got aids from the heroine, not heroin, see.

God. You make so much sense to me.

Take a quick shit on the floor for laughs.

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockWait wait wait he didn't get aids from the heroine he has a CONDOM

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Condoms can rip!

You can't get the gum off the ceiling so you chew it where it is.

After a moment you find your teeth hitting something hard. Digging around in your mouth you find a 31/2 inch floppy disc labelled "Strip".

You inject the gum with the heroine needle you got from Ray Charles.

It dries up and drops from the ceiling.

Examining the syringe with your detail-o-vision, you realise that it's actually full of deadly space-AIDS serum. Good thing you didn't try to take any. You have enough of the serum left for one AIDS shot.

Go back down and head left.

Use your detail-o-vision to see the floppy disc details.

cream on it

Use metal plate to make a fabulous dress for your metal barbie

Shoe on head!

You're not sure what to do right now.

Put your thinking cap on!

Extract the serum you put in the gum so you'll have two AIDS shots

Go right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)

Detail-o-vision doesn't work on electronics.
The floppy disc isn't delicious enough to eat.

You return to the ground and exit through the door the left.

You find yourself in a new room.
Against the wall is a chunky computer terminal.
On the other side of the room is a small table with a box sitting on it. There's a quiet pulsating hum coming from inside the box.
Freddie Mercury is here.
Bjork is here.
There is a sliding glass door leading to a brightly lit room to your left. The door to your right leads back to the room you came from.

Quote from: MSPaintClockGo right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)

You posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.

Sic Beatnik Snake on Bjork and Freddie Mercury, the contents of the box are the snakes' and yours. Also, Bjork might be part robot when she's dead place dis/ck into her mouth.

QuoteYou posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.

Lol it's cool, I just came back and this is more interesting.

Ask Freddie Mercury why he's alive.
Check the box.

I'm going to bed now ok but I thought I'd post an inventory list because I forgot to before.

YOU ARE CARRYING IN YOUR BIG STRONG ARMS:
1 Barbie doll, metal coated
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 jacket, white, dirtied
1 metal plate (in hand)
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses (on face)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip"

Do a 180 along the W-axis.

Throw the metal plate like a boomarang to cut off Freddie and Bjork's heads then put the floppy disk into the computer terminal.  
2nd option: throw the jam bomb at Freddie and Bjork to get them stuck together then while they are distracted give them each half a dose of space AIDS.

Ensue in a massive rave party with Mercury and Bjork.

stab freddy mercury in the eye with aids, blinding him, then rip off his mustache and strange bjork with the beatnik snake. everyone knows bjork is a robot so see what happens when you insert the floppy disk into her anus.