Random bursts of genius?

[DigitalLemonClock]

oh yeah well i happen to know everything

here allow me to post some gibberish

[Randy Pearson]

Apparently I'm so smart that I'm the only person on Earth who realized how much Transformers sucked, so there you go.

[Slurpee]

Apparently I'm so smart that I'm the only person on Earth who realized how much Transformers sucked, so there you go.

you're actually just the dumbest person on earth but I can see where the confusion arises

what with you being so dumb

[peyoteclock]

guys i have 185 iq i'm so smart listen to my theories boy am i smart, get prepared to be blown away, awwwww yeahhhh!

[PropagandaClock]

Yes.
I have.

[Topcatyo]

One day I thought "What if no one else here is real and everyone else was made up by my imagination for being the only person here."  And then I thought "What if I'm actually an imagination of someone else?!"
Then I thought "This shit is so stupid" and got off the school bus.

[Loki Clock]

I have a theory that every fifteen-year-old boy on the internet has a predisposition to come up with the universe=loop theory and subsequently regard themselves as the next great mind in philosophy.

It's fairly logical for this sequence of events to repeat it's self, so long as the universe can start over from the beginning again, like if everything collapses into a singularity and then has a new big bang, and so long as the universe never ends (likely, given the law of conservation of energy). I mean, after enough times, even if it takes billions and trillions of cycles to do it, it has to happen again. It's the pigeonhole principal.

Hawking Radiation

That's emitted under other circumstances, though. But yeah, same deal.

[AbsintheClock]

Here's a theory for you. If the whole world suddenly starts and you exist somewhere in the middle of it's existence should you really give a shit how it happened in the first place? It's not likely you'll see the end of it either. Life isn't as deep as people make it out to be. It's all just some kind of funny cosmic accident. If you spend your whole life pondering it you'll never accomplish anything. That's right I said it. Stephen Hawking accomplished nothing real in his life except for being a smart angry cripple who could talk by blinking. Not only that but he's made a good three generations of smart allelic retards who don't get the point of his writing in the first place. Existence itself is not a complicated ordeal, it's just a very massive one. The sooner you fools can accept that the happier you'll be.

On another note just because somebody who is smarter than you wrote something down doesn't make it true.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I have a theory that every fifteen-year-old boy on the internet has a predisposition to come up with the universe=loop theory and subsequently regard themselves as the next great mind in philosophy.

I'm way ahead of you guys, then. I thought of that when I was fourteen!

[AbsintheClock]

Well that's just some people who try to think outside of the box. The only problem with that is nobody realizes it's a pretty fucking big box. Why try to escape something you can't when you could just vandalize it and get a few cheap kicks before you kick the bucket.

[teh Hamburgler]

Time can be measured but the measurement of Time is illogical.



ZOMG IT'S THAT GUY FROM THAT SHOW!