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What Do You Look For, And At, In A Partner

Farted by Kaijuclock, January 29, 2009, 09:02:34 PM

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Pin Clock

I like a nice face.

Also yeah, like a lot of people, someone who could put up with me and my humor. Also someone I could really talk to.
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Kodiakclock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1510523Tits.

It took two pages before somebody said that. You are all homos, Clock Crew.
i love tits as much as the next guy but i wouldnt date some fuck ugly fat bitch just cause she had perfect tits
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salt

Eyes, face in general, nose, ass, tits (don't have to be huge or anything, just nice and firm and there omg i dunno talking about boobs is so weird O_o)

They gotta be fun, open minded, relatively mature, being ignorant doesn't help at all, honesty
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GodClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1510555fat girls have big tits but they are never nice tits qed

i disagree but only to an extent, it depends what you consider fat.
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Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

GodClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1510559you like fatties

i guess. i just dont like women without any curves. skinny women who have nothing are boring as fuck. i guess im a big ass/boob man
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Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

BluezombieClock

She has to be hot, have pretty eyes and be not boring
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BluezombieClock

For me, face and ass are far more important than tits, although if all three factors are more  then satisfactory, then fuck yeah.
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INoodleClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1510563<-------- fi you think thats boring you are gay not even a joke, like seriously in love with dudes

Hahaha.

I likes my women with reasonable sized tits, red hair and covered in tattoos. Cooking and cleaning skills are essential.

WiiClock

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Thor

I'll also only date a girl if the number of letters in her name (first last and middle) is in a Fibonacci sequence started with two prime numbers.
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Craisin

Given my history in all but one girl the past couple years... apparently I look for fucking crazy... oh sure, they seem normal at first, and they aren't... NEVER..

Not white is a plus, face + ass... gg

Biblo

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1510563<-------- fi you think thats boring you are gay not even a joke, like seriously in love with dudes


i like how she's hairy just under her tits. that gets me hot


also it's fun watching virgins talk about sex

INoodleClock

Quote from: Biblo;1511088also it's fun watching virgins talk about sex

You mean Germans, right?

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DillClock

i've found that recently i've been attracted to slimmer girls, not paper thin though
and i don't mind a girl that has a little extra meat on them either

i have low standards

ArcticSwirlClock

I look at the face/eyes mainly, I've got a thing for beautiful eyes, then make sure they're thin and not obese in any way.

Then I check them for musical taste, because, frankly, a lady has to love Rock and Roll.


SnakeClock

Quote from: Joseph P DeBartola III;1511122I look at the face/eyes mainly, I've got a thing for mooi eyes, then make sure they're thin and not obese in any way.

Then I check them for musical taste, because, frankly, a lady has to love Rock and Roll.