I wrote a poem for Slurpee

BobbyClock · March 08, 2012, 01:02:25 AM

roses

ProqagandaClock · March 08, 2012, 01:04:21 AM

If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to war with roses

BobbyClock · March 08, 2012, 01:04:46 AM

don't spam in my fthread please

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · March 08, 2012, 01:43:13 AM

penis

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · March 08, 2012, 01:43:22 AM

vagina

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · March 08, 2012, 01:43:34 AM

nipple

Chalk Clock · March 08, 2012, 07:05:35 AM

oh man, calling 1800 flowers and asking for slurpee's mums. hahahaha good times.

AnkhClock · March 08, 2012, 03:30:41 PM

please dont shit up the slurpee poetry thread thanks

pop-tart · March 08, 2012, 04:09:54 PM

there once was a fellow named slurpee
who suffered a case of the herpes
he was always real quick
to swallow a dick
so we renamed him gobbles the turkey

MonsterMunch · March 08, 2012, 04:45:35 PM

YAY PIG 'ED!!!

VuBawlsClock · March 08, 2012, 05:18:25 PM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1898338nipple

needle

Topcatyo · March 08, 2012, 11:27:02 PM

(written RnB style)

Uh...
Slurpee
You so feeyiiiieeeheeyiinnnneeee
Slurps you running through my meeyiiiieeeheeeyiiiinnneeeeddd
Uh...
Yeah
Slurps you fine

Kombucha · March 08, 2012, 11:47:30 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're sorely missed
Come back to the Crew

DickTree · March 09, 2012, 08:31:01 AM

butts
:slurpeebutt:

RabidClock · March 09, 2012, 01:37:15 PM

Slowly sniffing farts
Slurpee sustains life today
Delicious wet farts

Kodiakclock · March 15, 2012, 01:51:26 PM

nominate for most homosexual thread of 12

pop-tart · March 15, 2012, 02:09:31 PM

Nah, this one takes the cake

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I wrote a poem for Slurpee