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miracle fruit · June 23, 2013, 09:51:27 AM

pop-tart · June 23, 2013, 09:54:49 AM

I threw up a little, no lie.

Slurpee · June 23, 2013, 10:13:37 AM

are those... barnacles?

AstronautClock · June 23, 2013, 11:12:27 AM

its skin mould

DingleberryClock · June 23, 2013, 12:20:03 PM

p much

MonsterMunch · June 23, 2013, 12:30:59 PM

I can't even...

Mate what the fuck!?

Lump Clock · June 23, 2013, 01:06:44 PM

The picture is quite uncomfortable to look at, I must admit. Wouldn't this person being this obese think to clean under all her crevices?

AMPM · June 23, 2013, 01:17:11 PM

Yeah but the energy used to do so would be equivalent to running the marathon for her.

she'd just reach up, get a couple good scrubs in, and that's her cardo

EnglishClock · June 23, 2013, 01:47:19 PM

You say that as if getting the exercise would be a bad thing.

AMPM · June 23, 2013, 02:01:10 PM

well it might kill her

PaperClipClock · June 23, 2013, 03:57:58 PM

i can't say it enough, i love all the new members. brainsnail, phantomcat, wimpy.. you guys should get together on something because you're all a breath of fresh air.

are there any good movies about our new mayor?

Lump Clock · June 23, 2013, 04:51:12 PM

Quote from: PaperClipClock;1952121i can't say it enough, i love all the new members. brainsnail, phantomcat, wimpy.. you guys should get together on something because you're all a breath of fresh air.

are there any good movies about our new mayor?

Hey it's you!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · June 23, 2013, 05:10:02 PM

I think those might just be skin tags, though she has a lot more of them than most people do.

PolyhedronClock · June 23, 2013, 05:11:16 PM

hey when did wii get a sex change

Deodorant · June 23, 2013, 08:10:29 PM

do you think anything lives in there

AMPM · June 23, 2013, 08:17:26 PM

Quote from: Deodorant;1952152do you think anything lives in there

OOOOH, SHIT

RobClock · June 23, 2013, 08:28:38 PM

Quote from: Lump Clock;1952091The picture is quite uncomfortable to look at, I must admit. Wouldn't this person being this obese think to clean under all her crevices?

It wasnt until this post, reading through the thread, that i realized it's a photograph of a female.

AMPM · June 23, 2013, 08:44:52 PM

Quote from: RobClock;1952159It wasnt until this post, reading through the thread, that i realized it's a photograph of a female.

You do not have obese aunts. I have several.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · June 23, 2013, 10:55:34 PM

I actually bothered to research skin tags because of this thread. No wonder she has so many they're caused by skin rubbing together and with her wiiclockian proportions she must have even worse ones on the rest of the creases on her body. If she walks regularly she probably has some horrifying shit going on in her groin area.

miracle fruit · June 23, 2013, 11:13:10 PM

skin tags are just little tags on your skin. theyre not really gross at all. its like having a mole or something. you can see them all over her face (they are kinda gross when you have THAT many), but shes also got fucking mold under her chin which looks unrelated

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