Illwillpress is still a talentless hack... and Twin Peaks name-changing thread

Soup Clock · July 22, 2013, 10:55:56 PM

After being inactive for so long, I stumbled across a new illwillpress submission to Newgrounds. Curiosity got the better of me and I played it thinking that maybe he decided to tone his skills and move away from his old tactics of horrible animation and bouncing tits. Nope, it's 2013, 10 years after his rise to fame and the guy still can't produce anything of quality. You'd think he would have learned a trick or 2, but I guess making hopeless Newgrounds users masturbate over your decade old drawings is easy enough to do.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/611404 the submission I watched.

I need to get a hold of Flash again, I lost it. The anger this man has instilled into my bones is enough to make me want to animate again.

buttplug · July 22, 2013, 10:58:03 PM

Woah I just started watching Twin Peaks like 2 days ago

Anyway, that flash was the most brainless fucking shit I've seen in a while. I'm honestly suprised he still has an audience. Then again people still apparently watch legendary frog shit too.

Soup Clock · July 22, 2013, 11:10:01 PM

Quote from: Buttplug;1955662Woah I just started watching Twin Peaks like 2 days ago

I actually got the idea from DumpsterClock who is currently known as The Log Lady. The show will steal your soul, and yes, Audrey is definitely the sexies.

VirusClock · July 22, 2013, 11:30:26 PM

Leo hasn't got shit on Bobby.

Soup Clock · July 22, 2013, 11:32:53 PM

Quote from: VirusClock;1955673Leo hasn't got shit on Bobby.

Pssh, Leo could've eaten Bobby for breakfast if he didn't spend over half the series in a vegetative state.

VirusClock · July 22, 2013, 11:36:42 PM

Quote from: Soup Clock;1955674spend over half the series in a vegetative state.

what a puss

Soup Clock · July 22, 2013, 11:41:59 PM

Quote from: VirusClock;1955677what a puss

I think you need to... Go out for a pass.

AnkhClock · July 23, 2013, 02:02:32 AM

Oh hell yes I'm getting in on this. Sadly "Man From Another Place" is too long for a vanity name so this one wins by default.

Soup Clock · July 23, 2013, 02:09:36 AM

Quote from: AnkhClock;1955697Oh hell yes I'm getting in on this. Sadly "Man From Another Place" is too long for a vanity name so this one wins by default.

Alright, as author of this thread I'm officially switching it to a Twin Peaks name-changing thread. SUCKS I'M NOT A SMOD ANYMORE OR I WOULD CHANGE THE TITLE MYSELF.

SilverClock · July 23, 2013, 05:46:29 AM

If it makes you feel any better the guy has been losing is viewer base rapidly for years now ever since he rebooted the series and started trying new character designs out. Ironically he did that because he thought he needed to get away from boob jokes or whatever and then after a few months of no one giving a shit he went right back to it making the reboot redesign garbage worthless. Not to mention he actually made everything look WORST when he did it.

I'm surprised he's getting awards on NG again at all. For the longest he barely got a mention. His youtube uploads still have only a few thousand views, so NG must have got a new crop of 12 year olds. The last few awards looks to be from bulk uploads as well.

PezClock · July 23, 2013, 06:14:43 AM

Iwillpress does something even more talentless, instead of drawing backrounds he uses bitmaps.

PhantomCatClock · July 23, 2013, 06:19:44 AM

Quote from: PezClock;1955709Iwillpress does something even more talentless, instead of drawing backrounds he uses bitmaps.

In related news that I'm sure won't cause a shitstorm in the slightest, I just registered iwillpress.newgrounds.com

Oh man, the new characters have no animation and two poses. Screenshot + bitmap trace = instalibrary

PezClock · July 23, 2013, 06:23:23 AM

also, me and a friend (i think fax) were examining why those movies came out like 2 a day and they are still the same, maybe she/he was working on them for years and finally finished them in 2013.

BoltClock · July 23, 2013, 06:43:23 AM

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1955713In related news that I'm sure won't cause a shitstorm in the slightest, I just registered iwillpress.newgrounds.com

How has that not been taken after so many years? Goddamn.

RobClock · July 23, 2013, 06:54:44 AM

Quote from: PezClock;1955716also, me and a friend (i think fax) were examining why those movies came out like 2 a day and they are still the same, maybe she/he was working on them for years and finally finished them in 2013.

He produces them continually, publishing them on youtube, then uploads them in clusters onto Newgrounds. This has been his methodology for years.

AbbaZabaClock · July 23, 2013, 07:51:00 AM

Quote from: RobClock;1955719He produces them continually, publishing them on youtube, then uploads them in clusters onto Newgrounds. This has been his methodology for years.

Maybe we should do a spam day in his honor.

SilverClock · July 23, 2013, 11:46:48 AM

Quote from: PezClock;1955716also, me and a friend (i think fax) were examining why those movies came out like 2 a day and they are still the same, maybe she/he was working on them for years and finally finished them in 2013.

Actually he works on them and then uploads them to his site and youtube before he puts them on Newgrounds. So when he does he just drops a giant steamy shirt of mediocrity over everything.

NintendoClock · July 23, 2013, 12:50:53 PM

he's also never acknowledged his critics, at least, not from what I remember.

Let it go and let him die. It's only a matter of time after all.

AMPM · July 23, 2013, 12:59:33 PM

Strawberry clock could be in hot topic merchandise, too.

actually the illwillpress shirts are dead and gone from that store now a days, and homestar is gone, too.

pop-tart · July 23, 2013, 01:29:03 PM

Quote from: NintendoClock;1955743he's also never acknowledged his critics, at least, not from what I remember.

Let it go and let him die. It's only a matter of time after all.

Still, great review Soup..

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