Life is the WCW and the rest of the internet is the Clock Crew's nWo

[Darkcherry]

So I'm assuming we've all been watching The Monday Night War on the WWE Network for only $9.99/month.

With that in mind, I've come to realise that we are very much in 1997, and Nitro, or "The Internet" is devastating us in the ratings. Much of our top talent has moved over to the WCW or "Life" roster, and we're stuck here twiddling our thumbs.

I propose that we, much like the WWF of the time, need to move towards a more gritty, adult tone with our product. Much in the vain of the "Montreal Screwjob", I propose Leek bans Topcatyo, and becomes the top heel in the Clock Crew overnight. I'll take it upon myself to become very much the "Stone Cold" of the Clock Crew, and begin feuding with Leek and drinking many beers.

Then all we need is some girls in thongs.

All of this is bound to turn some heads and start getting people interested in the Clock Crew again.

[BilliardBall10]

while i agree on making leek the superior admin once again, and restoring his glory would be great, i disagree with the banishment of topcatyo.
also:

Then all we need is some girls in thongs.

All of this is bound to turn some heads and start getting people interested in the Clock Crew again.

i agree with this plan.

[Darkcherry]

i disagree with the banishment of topcatyo.

It's best for business. Bret Topcatyo will understand eventually.

[d u m p y]

i call being mankind

[CaramelAppleClock]

So I'm assuming we've all been watching The Monday Night War on the WWE Network for only $9.99/month.

10 bucks a month for only one channel? Screw that, however I do agree that this place needs a little roughing up along the edges.

[Topcatyo]

I'll take the ban but in the Title Belt match I'm going to interfere 7 minutes in, whoop ass, and grab the belt for myself, while Jerry the King Lawler (Slurpee?) talks about how this is unprecedented and he doesn't believe what he's seeing

[Darkcherry]

10 bucks a month for only one channel? Screw that, however I do agree that this place needs a little roughing up along the edges.

It's not a channel it's more like the netflix of wrestling, but it was more of an in-joke than a literal statement I was making anyway.

[miracle fruit]

so what youre saying is you dont literally have a wwe network subscription???

[NintendrCkolc]

http://watchwrestling.in/category/wwe/

[d u m p y]

http://watchwrestling.in/category/wwe/

[Darkcherry]

so what youre saying is you dont literally have a wwe network subscription???

I don't but my housemate does and I just use his.

http://watchwrestling.in/category/wwe/

And this is what I used before and would use again rather than paying. It has everything, just not in HD.

[Heliopios]

cc is like the classic cocke of the internet


delicious

[miracle fruit]

I probably shouldn't post here but fuck you heliopolis or how ever the fuck you spell it!!!! You gay asshole who'd fuck his own mom for 5 bucks.

[Heliopios]

you know you suck when you're banned longer than I am though seriously

[BilliardBall10]

quoting boston-clock's rage post about heliopos quality.

you know, this post reminds me of boston clock. i miss that fellow.

what happened to him? why is he still banned?

you know you suck when you're banned longer than I am though seriously

true.

i also miss you, buddy!

will you return to the CC? maybe animate some stuff?
where have you been heliopos? (also what does heliopos means, apart from the greek name heliopoios(maker of the sun) umm)

[MelloYelloClock]

[AstronautClock]

why is wrestling so homosexual

[BilliardBall10]

why is wrestling so homosexual

because huge muscular men are beating the crap of each other?

LOL jk,

in all seriousness, i like watching WWE and wrestling sometimes, its like watching a cool theatrical play, but instead of characters like hamlet, you have BIG BEEF, the UNDERTAKER, HUUUUULK HOGAN, THE ROCK, IRON STEVE, john cena, ANDRE THE GIANT, and many more having awesome feuds with eachother, and beating the crap of each other.

tho i would love to see a similar show with only women. and mud-fights maybe. or stuff. (with sexy chicks ''beating'' each other up)

[Kaijuclock]

why is wrestling so homosexual

This is what makes it so appealing.

[MonsterMunch]