Tell us about your biggest poop

Kodiakclock · January 01, 2015, 04:57:44 PM

aaaaaand go

AstronautClock · January 01, 2015, 05:03:51 PM

it was really big

MelloYelloClock · January 01, 2015, 05:04:01 PM

well there was one time when I ate 7 bowls of special K with red berries in one sitting. i think i managed to let out 25 pounds of pure diarrhea within the hour

Kodiakclock · January 01, 2015, 08:04:35 PM

I took like an eight pound shit once

Topcatyo · January 01, 2015, 08:53:44 PM

One time I took a shit and the log was brown on the one end, had a nice gradient transition in the middle, and was green on the other.

Not even lying

VuBawlsClock · January 01, 2015, 08:57:32 PM

drydock'd the shit out of the toilet. litterly.

DurianClock · January 01, 2015, 09:29:13 PM

On the toilet as we speak!

AstronautClock · January 02, 2015, 11:19:41 AM

has there ever been a case where someone fell in love with the shit they took because of how impressive it was and just put it on show for the world to see or put it in the guinness book of wrs or something?
As I'm typing this I know its a lot like the southpark episode but it might have happened for real

GreyClock · January 03, 2015, 04:53:57 PM

I've found that combining a healthy amount of pasta with a six-pack of beer seems to result in these huge mounds of potato-salad-textured shit that smell absolutely fucking morbid.

patriotclock · January 04, 2015, 12:44:52 AM

it was 8 lbs of chipotle. I named it Jon. I think it's grown way bigger since then and it has an account here

PirateClock · January 04, 2015, 06:00:30 AM

Fun fact: i am pooping right now.

Went drinking last night and had sushi before that so it smells like lovely.

RobClock · January 04, 2015, 10:27:21 AM

girth like a polish coil, one continuous rope that disappeared down into the pipe. When i finally pinched it off, it fell onto the bowl where there wasnt any water, so it streaked when i went to flush. Smelled like hard boiled eggs.

MelloYelloClock · January 04, 2015, 01:39:50 PM

Patriot clock slays me

NintendrCkolc · January 04, 2015, 02:39:24 PM

Back in High School, I took a famous shit. This shit was so famous I didn't flush. I left it for all to see. When I took it, I distinctly remember my back popping.

Then I got up and looked.

Lined the toilet from front, to back. There were 2 pieces like this, sitting parallel to each other. Probably would've been over 2 feet long had it not broken in half and I could measure it.

MonsterMunch · January 04, 2015, 05:33:42 PM

Kodiakclock · January 04, 2015, 06:47:43 PM

I find that a ramen break and some cheap rum and coke equals about an eight pound nearly black colored shit

AstronautClock · January 06, 2015, 10:24:54 AM

beer shits are always the best they are really smooth and with minimal wiping needed afterwards

Peen Clock · January 07, 2015, 10:10:47 AM

I dun a big poop

SpudClock · January 10, 2015, 11:49:45 PM

This guy who comes to our poker games sometimes took a dump upstairs. I had to go after him and saw he took a shit that was almost the size of a football. He didn't brag about it or anything, was just like whatever, like it was a regular dump for him. I'd love to see what a big poop for him looks like since his casual craps are bigger than anything I could possibly make.

pop-tart · January 11, 2015, 08:08:49 AM

I don't remember my biggest poop but I have a poop story to share.

I work at this huge store. 190,000 square feet or something. There are two bathrooms. A smaller one in the back by the time clock and the larger one up front by the customer entrance.

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Tell us about your biggest poop