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Farted by MelloYelloClock, May 10, 2016, 10:48:06 PM

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MelloYelloClock

It's a stretch, but I think it would liven things up around here...maybe. Hypothetically, whats some stuff you'd like to see on a site if we were to have one? Would you stick to classic CC style or go a different path?
NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

Slurpee

content archive w/ navigable tags
alumni section detailing what older clocks went on to

idrk what we are to the rest of the internet at this point but those would be a dignified place to start imo

PhantomCatClock

Pretty much prettier forums and that archive Slurpski just mentioned. I have a small database (mostly of my movies) from my old sig, the PhantomCAtriumâ,,¢ but I made very, very, very small amounts of progress into writing up other clocks' movies in the format (they just weren't viewable in the Flash. I'd post it, but there's no Flash tag, here.)

Topcatyo

Make the only forum topics General Discussion, Art You Made, Pop Culture, and Spam

PhantomCatClock

Make your own clock crew but with blackjack and hookers

Whozzat

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 11, 2016, 07:03:27 PM
Make your own clock crew but with blackjack and hookers

hmm...RCC was a failed attempt to do so
Come test my tools

Slurpee

im liking this trend of people re-regging and not telling us who they were before

it's like "oh you were in the war? word" and it doesn't matter that I never find out that you're the one who pooped in my canteen in 2005, because we were both there, man

otoh if one of you is mr orangeing i better be dead before i find out because u best believe i will mr white you right back

PhantomCatClock

He did just link his $3.50 Steakhouse newgrounds account


Unless you meant MelloYelloClock, but I'm pretty sure I could guess who that is.

Slurpee

i meant him and you!! don't think i forgot about that passing Speed Racer reference you made three years ago buster

http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=102712.msg1935746#msg1935746

PhantomCatClock

I actually think about that sometimes because of how funny your response was


and I don't remember you asking to hang out, though







hang out with me, send-pie















weird that you like me and not my greek bb10 alt, though

PhantomCatClock

Also is it weird that that absolutely broke my heart? He totally just goes "HEY SPEED, LOOK, IT'S ME, REX!" at the end of the manga series and maybe in the cartoons? I barely remember those. I still believe that movie would've been a goddamn smash hit if it didn't come out a week after Iron Man.


edit: maybe like a regular hit tho

MelloYelloClock

So quick request, obviously I have an "About Us" page but I know some of you have knowledge of Clock Crew history far beyond my reach, so would anyone like to write about Clock Crews history for the web page?
Key points would be - How the CC began, Core members, interesting facts through the years, members who have had a big impact, current status of the CC etc etc. I know some stuff but not all. I want this to be a good article/piece to read. you can post it here, or PM me, if you're interested.
NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

RobClock

I'd say either slurpee or corpse grinder (if he could be persuaded) would be best for that. They're the two people that automatically came to mind when thinking about someone who explains CC history and I can't really explain why othe than that

d u m p y

If we could have a big archive of all the classic/standard/important/best clock movies thatd be wonderful seeing as how fucking difficult newgrounds is to navigate now and I can't remember a good lot of them off the top of my head

PhantomCatClock

$10 in Steam credit or cash if you really, really overplay my part in the history, though. I mean, don't lie, just like talk about me a lot near the end there. "Fucker did like five fucking flashes one time. They were aight."

Slurpee

Quote from: RobClock on May 15, 2016, 08:24:55 PM
I'd say either slurpee or corpse grinder (if he could be persuaded) would be best for that. They're the two people that automatically came to mind when thinking about someone who explains CC history and I can't really explain why othe than that
corpsy was head of clockopedia at one point, and i worked with tree and skateboard on an earlier version, so i could see why we would jump to mind. i also have word vomited about cc history a lot.

tbh if I were to write an About Us, it probably wouldn't be comprehensive. I'd abstract out most of the literal events, just for purely editorial purposes. I wouldn't want to greet a stranger clicking About Us in good faith with anything except, like, here's what's cool about us, here's a brief history of how this weird shit got started, and here's what's cool about us again.

the basic beats of the first two years up to Orange and them leaving inform the cc's present state, but that's partly because the 13 years following is a long complicated blur of different people carrying the torch and arguing about how the torch should be carried, and at this point it all seems pretty trifling.
I honestly feel like... somewhere around the creation of Insert Title Here, all the bullshit had settled down enough that we could relax into an understanding of what we are and really always have been, which is a very silly, anarchic, loosely-defined but heavily-themed group of amateur artists entertaining and supporting each other.


in fact if that sounds acceptable i can make time to write up something to that effect.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 16, 2016, 03:38:06 AM
$10 in Steam credit or cash if you really, really overplay my part in the history, though. I mean, don't lie, just like talk about me a lot near the end there. "Fucker did like five fucking flashes one time. They were aight."

i can do this holy mission.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

MelloYelloClock

Quote from: Slurpee on May 16, 2016, 07:18:26 AM
Quote from: RobClock on May 15, 2016, 08:24:55 PM
I'd say either slurpee or corpse grinder (if he could be persuaded) would be best for that. They're the two people that automatically came to mind when thinking about someone who explains CC history and I can't really explain why othe than that
corpsy was head of clockopedia at one point, and i worked with tree and skateboard on an earlier version, so i could see why we would jump to mind. i also have word vomited about cc history a lot.

tbh if I were to write an About Us, it probably wouldn't be comprehensive. I'd abstract out most of the literal events, just for purely editorial purposes. I wouldn't want to greet a stranger clicking About Us in good faith with anything except, like, here's what's cool about us, here's a brief history of how this weird shit got started, and here's what's cool about us again.

the basic beats of the first two years up to Orange and them leaving inform the cc's present state, but that's partly because the 13 years following is a long complicated blur of different people carrying the torch and arguing about how the torch should be carried, and at this point it all seems pretty trifling.
I honestly feel like... somewhere around the creation of Insert Title Here, all the bullshit had settled down enough that we could relax into an understanding of what we are and really always have been, which is a very silly, anarchic, loosely-defined but heavily-themed group of amateur artists entertaining and supporting each other.


in fact if that sounds acceptable i can make time to write up something to that effect.

This would be okay, It doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be semi-accurate lol. I can proof read and fix anything, its just the putting together of it. No rush, lets see what you got.

I also like your idea of an Alumni page, already I've made pages for the most famous renown members, (SBC, pine, orange, rasp, apple) but I have room for an infinite amount but to keep it clean & simple i might keep it to a minimum of 3 to a max of 5 rows with 5 columns. Any one want to suggest alumni besides the core 5 i have listed? If you can picture it, the page is displayed as sort of a wall of fame set-up. Shows portraits of a Clocks avatar and when you click on it it brings you to a separate page with a short description and 3 notable flashes they've made.
Heres a preview of what I invision-
NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

zl


RobClock