The Void 3 official script

[Topcatyo]

I posted this in a thread 2 years ago but fuck it here's the ending to The Void you're welcome.

The Void 3 opens with Strawberry Clock going "What happened?"
Pineapple emerges from a pile of rubble and screams "I'm okay! I'm okay!"
He looks over and sees that Strawberry is okay. "Oh hey, you're fine too, my king!"
Strawberry: (mimicking) "Oh you're fine too my king!" Of course I'm okay! I'm the King of the Portal!
Pineapple: But my king, there is no more Portal.
Wide-panning shot showing devastation.
Strawberry: So, what happened again?
Pineapple: The Void was consuming everything, we had to resort to the nuclear option. I... I think everybody else is dead.
Strawberry: Wow... so, what happens now?

*entering the ruins of destroyed Clocktopia*
Pineapple: I... guess we try to rebuild society, eventually clawing our way as a species out of the abyss and finally restoring power to the Portal.
Strawberry: That sounds like a bummer, what about The Void? Did we kill it? *spots a half-eaten sandwich on the ground*
Pineapple: I don't know, I don't think it could be killed. *flips through the Void 2 movie brochure* Wasn't the Void all the blammed movies of the Portal coming back as some big dark entity or something like that?
Strawberry: *choking down the last bit of sandwich* Ahem, hmmm? I just had a crazy idea. We're clocks, so we have magical unexplained powers of time and stuff like that, why don't we just go back in time to before the Void ever destroyed everything? I feel like that's what we've done in literally every other convoluted situation like this.
Pineapple: That would just delay the inevitable, my king, the happiness would be fleeting, as we would know, deep down, that the horrible atrocities we witnessed would simply play themselves out again and again and again.
Strawberry: Then what if we taught all those artists who got blammed how not to make shitty movies?
Pineapple:... Can you say that again?
Strawberry: If the Void was just the creation of all the blammed artists on the Portal merging together into one awful Eldritch, shapeless force, why don't we just go back in time and teach the artists how to actually make a decent movie?
Pineapple: That's... that's BRILLIANT! But it might take some time to get the time machine working again.
Strawberry: *shaking his head* Naw man, don't you remember that one time I learned how to do time travel all by myself as a party trick? I think I showed it off at Hooch's big birthday bash.
Pineapple: Sounds like a deus ex machina but I've been dealing with this whole "void" situation long enough that I'll accept anything as long as we finish it.
Strawberry: Okay, so if I remember correctly, the only way I was able to take people through time with me was if they put their hands on my crotch while I did this, so...
Pineapple immediately places his hand on Strawberry Clock's crotch.
Strawberry: ...So, like, no hesitation about that? You seemed very comfortable doing that.
Pineapple: This is for our survival and to bring all of our friends and family back to life. Besides, it's 2016
Strawberry: Is it? Because the last time I remember looking at a calendar it was- You know what? Never mind. Here we go
time warp plays as Strawberry and Pineapple are taken through time with graphics ripped directly from the phone booth sequence of Bill and Ted.

Some 13 year-old is at his computer typing away
13yo: Oh man, everybody is going to love my newest creation! I'll be one of the Internet's most popular new artists, which, in 2002, the year it is right now, meant not a goddamn thing!
Strawberry and Pineapple fall out of the clock on the wall.
13yo: What the- Are these Clocks? I don't care for those!
Strawberry: You know I feel like I should have made a joke about driving or something like that.
Pineapple: Maybe it's best if we don't acknowledge it.
13yo: What are you doing in my house?!
Strawberry: Kid, we're here to help you. Are you working on an animation for the Portal right now?
13yo: Yeah, Cow Pie 500! It's going to be the funniest animation about falling in cow shit ever, look!
shows them extremely amateurish animation about a guy falling into shit
13yo: Well, what do you think?
Pineapple:I think... it... shows a lot... of potential...
Strawberry: Kid, I've seen prettier back-alley abortions. If I had to choose between shooting my mother and watching that again, I'd shoot her until I ran out of bullets just to make sure I wouldn't have to look at another frame of that, and that video was only 5 seconds long. That's how bad it was.
Pineapple: Wow that is not helping at all.
13yo: Man you suck! So you think this is going to get blammed? Well, what would you do then?
Strawberry: Well, I'd just put a big red B in the middle off-center, seems to have worked out pretty well for me.
Pineapple: Strawberry, please take a seat somewhere, I'm going to help our fledgling young artist out.
*cue montage of different shots of Pineapple pointing at a computer screen for various different young artists in different colorful rooms, all while Strawberry Clock sits in a chair in the background, growing increasingly bored*
*occasionally Pineapple's voice will murmur over the audio "And that's how you do a proper motion tween" and "So, you see, the way perspective works is..." and so on*
Pineapple: Okay! We just helped every artists whose movies were blammed to make pieces of quality artwork! We should have undone all the horrors that await us in the future!
Strawberry: Holy shit I can't believe smart phones didn't exist back then! I had to read words on a piece of paper like a GODDAMN troglodyte!
Pineapple: We can go back to our time now, my king, and live our days peacefully once again.
Strawberry: Fucking finally, Jesus Christ. Alright, put your hands- Yup, right there, on my dick. Okay, here we go, Allakazam!
*they disappear in time*

*they reappear in the middle of everybody dying in The Void II, completely unaltered*
Pineapple: What the hell...
Strawberry: Hey, nice pieces of quality artwork ya dingus, real good job there. *shot of some clocks getting Voided* You're a real old master, you know that?
Pineapple: I... I don't get it though...
Strawberry: Allakazam
*they disappear*
*they reappear in the 13yo's room*
past Pineapple:-help our fledgling young artist out
*is body-slammed out of the way by Strawberry Clock*
Strawberry: Hey, listen, don't listen to that idiot, apparently he doesn't know what we're talking about.
past-Strawberry: Yeah, let some real artists show you how to make a movie survive the portal!
Strawberry: So, first things first is we have to change the title from Cow Pie 500. Have you thought about calling it Meet n Fuck Subway?
*cue montage that is basically a repeat of the last one, except 2 bored Pineapples sitting in the back and 2 Strawberries pointing at all the same montage character's screens with murmurs of "Make it look more anime" and "Do you have a Papa Roach song you could throw on this?" and "You see all these empty spots in the background? Have you thought about putting a bunch of video game characters there?"*
Strawberries: Hey we taught all those losers how to make a popular video for the Portal. Touch our dicks.
Pineapples: So... uh, what will happen now? Are there going to be 2 of us when we go back to our Void-destroyed future?
Strawberries: No, we'll all just merge into one, it'll be the most unconvoluted thing to ever happen with time travel and the Clock Crew. And the future's not destroyed anymore, because we just saved it! Touch our dicks!
Pineapples: Fine.
*they all fade into the timestream*

*they come out of the timestream*
Everything is peaceful and as it should be
Pineapple: Everything's here! All of our friends and family are alive! But, I don't get it. The animations you helped those kids make were still objectively pieces of shit.
Strawberry: That's just the thing Pineapple. You taught those kids to make good things, and the mainstream doesn't like quality art to watch, read, and listen. They just wanted regurgitated shit they've seen before that confirms all their worldviews and pre-conceived notions.
Pineapple: So... are you saying that The Void happened... because people are idiots who don't want to think?
Strawberry: Pineapple my dear friend, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Pineapple: So, wouldn't that mean that eventually society will collapse on itself and the world we be destroyed all over again because the world is run by idiots who rose to prominence by being propped up by the lowest common denominator?
Strawberry: Yup, but there's nothing we can do about that! Besides, that will all happen much further down the line, albeit in a much slower and more tortuous fashion.
Pineapple: Wow, that does not make me feel better.
Strawberry: Entropy never should. Come now, let's go have some ice cream.
*they walk down the grassy hill into thriving Clocktopia as the song from the ending of The Warriors plays*
credits

[PhantomCatClock]

I was going to paste that script into a TTS then put up an image of your clock guy talking and post that as a Flash but I'm too lazy to even do that



in my defense, i'm really sleepy

[Topcatyo]

I was going to paste that script into a TTS then put up an image of your clock guy talking and post that as a Flash but I'm too lazy to even do that



in my defense, i'm really sleepy

I would vote five
If you make it be sure to give me writing credit